"We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country. We will never have the elite, smart people on our side."
- Rick Santorum, on Conservatives
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
The Mystery of the Disappearing Bees has been solved. Turns out it wasn't cell phones.
It was a pesticide.
So, once again, we've fucked ourselves over by being dipshits who spray chemicals on everything.
Because heaven forfend that we just leave shit alone.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Fiction often presents us with situations in which the
existence of humanity is justified to an alien invasion via an appeal to our
inherent nobility, our continued striving towards betterment, our ability to
reach beyond ourselves to work together for grand ideals.
Hulu's current trailer section may very well undermine that notion entirely.
For your consideration:
Breaking Dawn Part 2: A film about how Bella Swanson, who, having changed into a vampire, defends her daughter against the Volturi council through a coalition of other vampire clans, and some werewolves.
If an invading alien race were presented with both of these trailers, as a summary of what humanity can accomplish, then I'm pretty sure the aliens would be justified in ending our species.
And that's before we go into this Gangnam Style horseshit.
One step forward. 5,000 steps back.