F*cking up totally all the [chat]

When shilling for the final installment of the most successful film franchise, ever, it’s important to grossly overstate one’s personal pitfalls along the way.

Daniel Radcliffe’s revelation that he drank for a few years is kind of like that part of the VH1 Behind the Music on Green Day, when Billie says that one time he went into a restroom at a club, and on a wall was written “Billie Joe must die.”

I mean, I realize that one needs to explore the darker side of fame, because that sells, but...come the fuck on...Graffiti and Corona do not a tragedy make.