To My Surprise
If one vacuums regularly, they don't make me sneeze nearly as much as they usually would. And, then I don't die. And, not dying provides an opportunity to be generous with my affections, which I have chosen to embrace.
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
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