Saturday, December 24, 2011

Can I interest you in [chat]ukah?


That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown

Thursday, December 22, 2011

A Charle Brown Christmas

This really brings Christmas close to a person.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Existentially Consternated Owl Tea Set

I have obtained the greatest tea set in the history of ever.

They look as confused as I felt when I saw them: Owls are not cups.
Who would drink tea from an owl? Who?

Here they are taking a bubble bath:

Who? Who would make an owl tea set?! Who?

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A Woodland Critter Christmas

"God damnit this is fucking ridiculous," said the little boy in the red poofball hat.

Monday, December 19, 2011

In Memory: Kim Jong Il

At least he isn't ronery anymore.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow stood puzzling and puzzling.
How could it be so?
It came without ribbons!
It came without tags!!
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!!!
He puzzled and puzz'd 'till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store?
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?