Friday, March 23, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Etchasketchmittromney.com

etchasketchmittromney.com

Is a site based on this:



“Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign,” Fehrnstrom responded. “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again.”



Based on this, I'm going to assume that the Romney campaign produced and paid for the Real Mitt Romney Video.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dracula: Definately NOT like Twilight, at all



Fuck humanity.

Seriously.

The Real Mitt Romney



Yes.

Monday, March 19, 2012

At 80 mph, how long does it take to go 80 miles?



"Nooo, allergies are real. If I have a strawberry my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class."

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Rifftrax March Madness Ends Tomorrow

The Rifftrax 15% off Sale ends tomorrow. Don't miss this chance to save 15% on

Breaking Dawn: Part 1

Thor

What is Nothing?

Come on, you can afford to toss a few dollars to the guys who did MST3K!

Mass Effect 3 Ending: Casey Hudson kinda lied.

If you find yourself arguing with anyone about the ME3 ending, and whether or not 'Bioware lied', you may find this article to be helpful. Specifically, this quote:

This story arc is coming to an end with this game. That means the endings can be a lot more different. At this point we're taking into account so many decisions that you've made as a player and reflecting a lot of that stuff. It's not even in any way like the traditional game endings, where you can say how many endings there are or whether you got ending A, B, or C.

Yeah...about that...



In his defense, it's not "ending A, B, or C". It's "ending A, B, C, D, E, or F."

Take that, traditional game endings.

Romney buys Cupcake at Cheesecake Store



Romney was in Junior's Cheesecakes, and he bought a cupcake.

He bought a cupcake. In New York. At a New York Cheesecake establishment.

I don't even...I can't...

The fuck, Romney?

The fuck?