Saturday, October 17, 2009

DragonBall makes young children [chat]

Dragon Ball removed from School Library for Sexual Content

The book, "Dragon Ball, Volume 1: The Monkey King." is laid out like a comic book, and in it children sometimes appear naked. Akira Toriyama's book, later adapted into a popular animated TV show, focuses on Son Goku, a monkey-tailed boy on a quest to obtain mythical objects called Dragon Balls.
"In cartoon format, it depicts nudity, sexual contact between children and sexual innuendo among adults and children," Holloway told fellow council members during the comment period of Tuesday's meeting.
Photocopies provided by Holloway detail several of the scenes.
In one, the protagonist, a young boy, pats the covered crotch area of a sleeping teenage girl before removing her panties. The same boy later appears naked in the bathtub and is naked when he performs flying jump kicks.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Captain Lou Albano, Darkest Nightmare of My Childhood Dead at 76

Kotaku is reporting that Captain Lou Albano has died.

Wrestling fans know him as the WWE Hall of Famer who managed more than 50 wrestlers in his day, with more than two dozen championships won by athletes taken under his wing. 80's music fans might remember him from his appearances in many Cyndi Lauper music videos, including "Girls Just Want To Have Fun", "She Bop", "Time After Time" and "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough."

But We know him as Mario from the utterly traumatizing Super Mario Brother's Super Show.

So, kill a kooba for Captain Lou, but watch for the bounce back

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Everyone Is A Sith: A Bright Spot

Do you know what website is freaking awesome? is freaking awesome. Do you know why is freaking awesome? Because they read our shit! Don't believe me?

By and large, bloggers’ coverage of today’s vital Senate hearing has been pathetic. Oh, there have been a few bright spots. There were articles from Everyone is a Sith, Constitutional Blog, and well, not a lot more than that.

That's right, fuckers. is one of the "few brights spots" of...the blogosphere, the interwebs, No. is one of the "few bright spots" of the world.

Because I read on a forum that Al Franken voted to renew the Patiot Act. So, I made a post about it. And then Peregrin Wood, the greatest blogger / hobbit porn star* on, found that post via google and linked it. And then Caleb posted "Shitass." as a comment. It was awesome.

Take that, Huffingtonpost! Suck my ass, Wallstreet Journal! Die in a fucking fire, Drudge Report! Everyone Is A Sith is going places! Places like, and the moon, and that one site that keeps linking our Miley Cyrus Tentacle Porn Post! Nothing can stop us now.

We're like the John Galt of blogs.

*I'm pretty sure that Peregrin Wood was Peregrin Took's stage name for his more "adult" roles.

Monday, October 12, 2009

I want Glenn Beck's Job

Man, sarcasm, plastic tanks, 9/11 jokes, needless glasses, MORE sarcasm?

What an amazing job that man has.