Everyone Is A Sith: A Bright Spot
Do you know what website is freaking awesome? irregulartimes.com is freaking awesome. Do you know why irregulartimes.com is freaking awesome? Because they read our shit! Don't believe me?
By and large, bloggers’ coverage of today’s vital Senate hearing has been pathetic. Oh, there have been a few bright spots. There were articles from Everyone is a Sith, Constitutional Blog, and well, not a lot more than that.
That's right, fuckers. Everyoneisasith.blogspot.com is one of the "few brights spots" of...the blogosphere, the interwebs, blogger.com? No. Everyoneisasith.blogspot.com is one of the "few bright spots" of the world.
Because I read on a forum that Al Franken voted to renew the Patiot Act. So, I made a post about it. And then Peregrin Wood, the greatest blogger / hobbit porn star* on irregulartimes.com, found that post via google and linked it. And then Caleb posted "Shitass." as a comment. It was awesome.
Take that, Huffingtonpost! Suck my ass, Wallstreet Journal! Die in a fucking fire, Drudge Report! Everyone Is A Sith is going places! Places like irregulartimes.com, and the moon, and that one site that keeps linking our Miley Cyrus Tentacle Porn Post! Nothing can stop us now.
We're like the John Galt of blogs.
*I'm pretty sure that Peregrin Wood was Peregrin Took's stage name for his more "adult" roles.
7 comments:
holy hells that is awesome.
That is fucking awesome. I would also like to congratulate Caleb as he is the only one to post a comment on said thread.
My guess is they didn't read our shit as much as they did a search across all of blogger for references to the patriot act. But none the less, it is impressive that j was the only person on all of blogger that posted about it.
I think it more disheartening and stupid that no other blogs bitched about this.
You would think that the way Al Franken votes would matter to bloggers.
Also, this really helps my narcissism. Like, you have no idea.
God, I love that Miley Cyrus story.
When I die just read that post as my eulogy.
kyle: i dug through the analytics and webmaster tools - and the franken post does not show up anywhere.
Nice use of the John Galt.
I'll golf clap that.
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