Dracula: Definately NOT like Twilight, at all

Fuck humanity.

Seriously.

At 80 mph, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

"Nooo, allergies are real. If I have a strawberry my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class."

Kohler Numi: Elegance in Shitting

Congratulations, Kohler: You just won the Absurdity Award for 2011.

I'd be skae'd, too.

6-6-6 the Number of the [chat]

There are times when I start to think that FOX News is a normal news station and we only pay attention to the insane things.

Then on Fox News Sunday they bring Margie Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church on to talk about the Supreme Court ruling that, despite being fuckbars, can continue to be fuckbars. In true crazy-fox news style the did not have anyone one to contest all the fucking retarded shit Phelps had to say.



But that is not enough Big Bad Margie Phelps kicked it up a notch.

QUESTION: So the justices are going to Hell? The President is going to Hell?

PHELPS: Absolutely on the President. That’s a big ten-four. I already answered on the justices. The President is going to be king of the world before this is all said and done and he is most likely the Beast spoken of in the Revelation.

Thus spoke Iron Maiden.

oops! Palin's Bullseye was a Bullseye

Before you run a line of bullshit - make sure the check the archives. The internet never forgets.



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Terror Babies are the New Anchor Babies

Anchor Babies are a totally bullshit thing that nativists made up. I think this crazy ass State Senior from Texas got her talking points mixed up because she went on Anderson Cooper's show to talk about Terror babies. To the video!



I am not 100% sure what a terror baby is. Not that Debbie Riddle does. I think a terror baby is a child born in american, so they are citizens, than are trained from a young age to be future terrorists.

Okay. Well. That is certainly something.

That something is Bullshit.

On the most basic level this is just another to collapse Arab and Terrorist into a single category. Those "people" are coming to our country are different than us because they won't eat our pork barbeque. Clearly Houston's love of pulled pork makes it a prime target.

An Open Letter to NOMNOMNOMNOM

Dear National Organization For Marriage (NOMNOMNOMNOM),

I think it is time to pack it up and go home. You have clearly lost the battle. Oh wait, I forgot you guys lost the battle decades ago. I guess that is not going to stop you from advocating the lynching of gay couples.



I think it is fantastic you were able to get 10s of dipshits to show up for your dipshit party in Indianapolis. Thats so cute. Did you forget to RSVP for the Westboro protest and had your hearts set on going to a bigoted protest?

Local Dipshit, Tom Metzger, to run for Congress

We have talked about Tom Metzger before. In July, his home was raided by the ATF in connection with an investigation of into Dennis and Daniel Mahon who are suspected of mailing a bomb that injured three in Scottsdale, AZ.

Well. That was pretty awesome. As we know Tom Metzger is among America's greatest douchbags. Well there is some news on the the dipshit front. The Times-Union is reporting that Metzger is going to run for congress, we assume of the dipshit ticket. Quoting:

Warsaw resident and avowed white supremacist Tom Metzger is seeking the Third District U.S. Congressman seat as a write-in candidate.

Mark Souder currently holds the seat.

Souder (R-Fort Wayne) is seeking his ninth term and was elected to Congress in 1994 after working for U.S. Senator Dan Coats (R-IN) for 10 years during Coats' tenure in the House and Senate.

Ann Torpy, chief deputy clerk, said a write-in candidate for U.S. representative is not required to have a petition signed by voters.

They will only need to file a declaration of intent to be a write-in candidate with the Indiana Election Division by noon July 6.

Torpy said Metzger's name will not be on the May 4 primary ballot or the November 2 since he is a write-in candidate.

So there is that. I do not know what we here at Sith ought to be do about this. Any ideas?

Pedobear: 2010 Olympic Mascot

Polish newspaper claims 'Pedobear' is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot

When asked for comment Pedobear replied, "TOO OLD!"

FCINO: DEMON SHEEP ZOMG

Fucking win.

First They Came for Our Lady of Gaga, and We did nothing. Than they came for Twitter...

Fred Phelps hates *GASP* Twitter. Well, they love twitter the just don't think the people who run twitter hate the gays enough. so the are going to be protesting outside twitters offices.

Don't get me wrong, twitter is for the dicks. But do they deserve to be picketed by the most epic dicks in the world?

Westboro Douche's Hates Our Lady of GaGa

Fred Phelps hates *GASP* Lady Gaga. I guess that means we must LOVE Lady Gaga.

To quote the douche:

"Art" and "fashion" are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of "lady" is sound only if she tacks on "of the night," thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.)

Who does he think he saying such terrible things about Our Lady of GaGa, may grace shine on her gloriousness.

Maddow v the Cuddle you Straight Guy

This one is a tour-de-force

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Where We start [chat]ing like the Chinese

"We need to start thinking like the Chinese. I’m developing a 100 year plan for America."

errrr....really?

Kanye West is a Fucking Moron

I assume that all of you watched the MTV VMAs and saw Kanye West totally disrespect Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech. Well, rest assured, Kanye apologized to Taylor Swift in a blog post which seems to have been taken down from his awesome blog.

Kanye's Apology:


"I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL."

I can't stop laughing.

Asshole of the Day: Antonin Scalia

In 1989 Tony Davis was given the death penalty for the murder of an off-duty Savannah police officer. During the trial and the appeal process Davis claimed he was innocent. His lawyers repeatedly argued that Davis had ben falsely identified. After the trial all but one of the IDing witnesses recanted their testimony. In the last twenty years no court has been willing to hear the new evidence which would show that Davis did not kill the police officer.

Today the Supreme Court ruled that that a federal judge judge must look at the evidence before the execution can go forward. And guess what, Antonin Scalia and his bitch Clarence Thomas thought that was bullshit. Scalia wrote:

This Court has never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is “actually” innocent. Quite to the contrary, we have repeatedly left that question unresolved, while expressing considerable doubt that any claim based on alleged “actual innocence” is constitutionally cognizable.

In other words: Whether one is actual innocent or not. If an individual is convicted of a crime than he/she committed the crime even when there is clear evidence that someone else committed a crime.

Bill Kristol: Military Health Care, Government Option

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The Full Interview

They are not allowed to talk about Fiscal Teabags.

I have no words...

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Joe The plummer needs the Shut the fuck up

and go the fuck away