Saturday, January 9, 2010

New years [chat]olutions

And so we enter the year 2010. Only two years left till the world ends.

Plan accordingly.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Top Ten List: What Homer Simpson Learned from 20 Years on Television

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"You just got your whorish face" or Humorless People Cannot Write Parody Songs

In a follow up to a post from last month, the asshole's of Westboro Baptist Church have struck again. Douche Master General Fred Phelps' granddaughter Megan Phelps-Roper has written her own remix of Our Lady of GaGa's ode to face-fucking.

Imagine: What if a tone-deaf and humorless radical Christian decided to rewrite the lyrics to Poker Face. This is what you would get.

You pissed off God, you'll see what he's got.
You ain't God.
You got a whorish face, it's a whorish face.
God hates you.

That is what you would get. This bit of terrible crap clearly knocks out Baby Got Book as the worst parody song written by humorless radical Christians