No reward is worth this.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
So, there is a Pro-Life music festival in town this weekend and I've heard people talk about it all week.
I think this brief Public Service Annnouncment would benefit those who attend the "Pro-Life" music festival and are obviously confused about what abortion does.
I hope that cleared everything up.
Friday, June 22, 2007
j: "miscarriage in the shower" would be a good band name.
mikey: i think there is already a band called "miscarriage at the prj: damn it
j: well, we can be a cover band
mikey: they are an anal cunt cover band
j: We can't cover a cover band
mikey: that would be tacky
THis is what it is....
Mike: Mike Lewis is a Masters student in the Department of Popular Culture at Bowling Green State University in Bowling Green Ohio. His research interest included online fan communities, television popular representations of the Holocaust.
Sent at 2:36 PM on Friday
me: there is more to you than that
Sent at 2:42 PM on Friday
Mike: that is what i have
you could metion that you can fly
Mike: or that i am a boy detective.
Sent at 2:43 PM on Friday
Mike: which might be better than saying i can fly, b/c i becausent.
because i cant.
me: but you went to europe. and you certainly did not walk.
Mike: i wrote on a plain
which runs on pixie dust.
me: oh thats wonderful
you wrote on a plain.
Mike: i am full of acisdental humor
I IS NO SHARE! I IS SECRET!
"Vice President Cheney's office has refused to comply with an executive order governing the handling of classified information for the past four years and recently tried to abolish the office that sought to enforce those rules, according to documents released by a congressional committee yesterday."
Is not govrnmint for rule. Is govrnmint for lol!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Contrary to popular belief pictures are not three dimensional. Rather, pictures are two dimensional. And while photoshop is a powerful digital photograph editing program it cannot extrapolate three dimensional properties from a two dimensional thing.
So, when asking someone to "rotate" a two dimensional object please remember the following rule:
Two dimensional objects can rotate this way:
Two dimensional objects can NOT rotate this way:
Because that is how two dimensional objects exist, you dolt.
Rabid bovines pitch tent in the urban sprawl of south central suburbia
Also. All of Crowe's bushes have been ripped out with a backhoe, and the sign has been removed to a 'safe' location. There is a construction HQ trailer just to the right of the primary first hole corridor. Reports are that 3-5 more trailers are due to arrive before year's end.
Also also. Louise Clausen's employment with the college has been terminated. The cause is a mystery to those not in the know, and Natilie Jones has tendered an "effective immediately" resignation.
DS3 in T -2 months.
Clive Clipper. out.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
don't make me send you mp3s of me filking in character....i wrote it for the chapter of my BsG / Harry Potter Fan fic.
It is the one were Adm. Cain is brought back as a zombie by the ministry of magic to re-shingle to roof of Hogwarts after Starbuck blows it off. She was in a viper chasing harry around.
than they have sex
Posted by Mike Lewis at 7:51 PM
The rest of us? Weep in futility.
But for you, _J_? The Pure Bliss of Branded Beverages.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
its only work if you try to hard.
Posted by Mike Lewis at 3:00 PM
I mean..... I know how dedicated we are to a joke and everything.... but this smacks of actual work. I don't cotton, nor brook confrence with the laboring classes, you know.
Posted by Roscoe at 11:42 AM
Monday, June 18, 2007
"Do or do not, there is no try"
that sure fucking sounds like an absolute statement.
Yoda is a fucking Sith.
Posted by Mike Lewis at 9:09 PM