Saturday, February 12, 2011

Best [chat] of Dungeons and Dragons Ever

Friday, February 11, 2011

X Men: First Class

This movie is going to suck, and I will still go see it.
I am kinda liking the Cuban Missile Crisis spin.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Why 'Back To The Future' is Secretly Horrifying


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

R.I.P. Johnny Storm

Johnny Storm, the human torch, is dead.

His death occurred in Fantastic Four issue 587, wherein he sacrifices himself to prevent Annihilus from invading Earth through the Negative Zone portal in the Baxter Building. Though Ben Grimm was ready to stay behind, Storm sacrificed himself to save Grimm's life. Storm then died the death of a true hero, to an onslaught of billions of alien insects.

I suggest a moment of silence in honor of Johnny Storm. During this moment I invite you to reflect upon this simple truth: That through all these years Johnny Storm has been the lone character who kept the Fantastic Four from becoming one overtly retarded cock-storm of faggotry. This despite the fact that his catch-phrase was to scream:

Flame on, Johnny Storm.

Flame on.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Reminding Us All of The Glory of the Field

The horror of it all? I think I had this issue.