Friday, February 20, 2009

Scam [chat]

This week is going to be a week of scams. the DTV transition kinda happens this week. The government has sold off our public airwaves to verizon and at&t for.

and guess what? that color obama coins, totally a scam.

So, since traffic has been low here at Everyone is a Sith, be on the look out for scams. Write posts about scams, make up your own scams. This is your homework!

The UK Hates American dickhole Fred Phelps

Nice going Queen of England. We here at Everyone is a Sith commend you for banning American dickhole Fred Phelps from entering your country.

American Dickhole Fred Phelps and his dickhole family tried to enter the UK to protest a staging of the play The Laramie Project which is about the murder of Matthew Shepard. But the Queen was like, "fuck no that dickhole is not welcome in our country. Go back to Kansas."

I don't know if that is really what she said, but I could only hope The Queen of England talks like Bristol Palin.

Anyways, this kinda thing is standard for the Dickhole Westboro Baptist Church. What I learned however, is that the dickhole Westboro have bought some land near where Matthew Shepard was killed and plan on building a monument celebrating his murder.

So remember!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Zero Punctuation: Skate 2

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I ran so far away

tee he he he

"Everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all"

"Everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all."

Those remarkably obvious words come from the mouth of recently babied Bristol Palin.

In the interview she goes on to say "It sounds naive- I just — I hope that people learn from my story and just, like, I don’t know, prevent teen pregnancy, I guess."

I am no expert but i think i can come up with a list of things that prevent teen pregnancy.

1) condoms
2) birth control pills
3) The Sponge
4) anal sex
5) being a nerd

I don't have any additional deep thoughts about the interview, but like, i don't know, whatever.

Olbermann's Take:

Monday, February 16, 2009

Minimalist: A term, A lol, A dipshit

Herein is recorded a post from a forum which shall be forever remembered as one of the most stupid fucking things I have ever read. The post was both this picture and the comment below it. And now, I give you, Minimalist: A term, A lol, A dipshit:

"I think it's cool. Very minimalist."

Sunday, February 15, 2009