Saturday, May 21, 2011

Fukushima Nuclear [chat]down

It's not that the Japanese government lied to the world when it failed to acknowledge a Nuclear Meltdown at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station. It's that the Japanese recognize that, with respect to some announcements, "anything that is publicly stated is probably around 10 to 20% of what's true."

Unfortunately, most of the global community was not aware of this rule.

Friday, May 20, 2011

'Macho Man' Randy Savage snaps into his last Slim Jim

The mark of a great man is his ability to articulate a philosophy of life, a mantra for existence, and live as a manifestation of that core belief.

Jesus Christ died at the hands of those he sought to save, after commanding us to each "love thy neighbor as thyself".

Mohandas Gandhi fell to an assassin's bullet at a prayer meeting, having lived a life in which he sought to "be the change you wish to see in the world".

And 'Macho Man' Randy Savage had a heart attack while driving his Jeep Wrangler, most likely caused by a strict adherence to the imperative: "Snap Into A Slim Jim"!

While this latter loss may sting the sharpest, we can find comfort in a hope that these men are now together in the great beyond that awaits us all. And if there is any justice to existence, any rhyme or reason to our being here, then these men may now enjoy the Platonic Form of that tangy meat-flavored snack product into whose snapping we were commanded by the most macho of men.

Oh, Yeah

Let's Bring Some Culture to this Blog.

Respect the yellow one's tenure.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

O'Reilly & Stewart: Common Controversy

Part 1:


I like how Jon Stewart handles himself around O'Reilly.

Full Interview:

Monday, May 16, 2011

Blah blah blah science.... oooOOOOooo pretty!

Ambiguously Gay Duo: Live Action

Please, oh please, let this be the first step towards a Live Action, Full Length, Feature Film of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.