Pope to Go After Satanists
It turns out that there has been a rise of Satanism. To solve the problem our friend Pope Palpatine has:
The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
So, as we enter the new year, please keep your eyes out for people in funny hats screaming "The Power of Christ Compels You" i would walk quickly (but not too quickly) in a different direction
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