Saturday, August 23, 2008

Jobless [chat]

in which mike still has not found a real job. At least Death Race opens this week.

41 comments:

_J_ said...

You could work as a bootblack. Stand on streetcorners with a little box and shine people's shoes.

I think that could be enjoyable. I think you would like it very much.

Mike Lewis said...

oh man i love Prince of Space. One of the best MST3K evar

_J_ said...

Death Race is a movie which is for the lose.

_J_ said...

Here's a rule: If you're articulating your own philosophy and that philosophy borrows heavily from shit other people already said? Don't fucking re-articulate the points other people have already made. Just said "Heidegger" or "James" and be done with it.

Mike Lewis said...

Death Race may be for the lose. But you cant beat a $2 movie.

it is also floor the boom.

oh the boom.

_J_ said...

Hmm...$2. While that could buy a ticket to go see Death Race, one could also purchase 2 Vitamin Waters...or a glass of bawls...or some of those really big tootsie rolls from a dollar store.

Caleb said...

"whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me."

Hmm,

Does advertising really work that way?

_J_ said...

Apparently in order to use the wireless here on my iPod Touch I have to install that update I have to pay for.

CURSE YOU, APPLE!!!!

So now I have to get that fucking update which I said I'd never download...or not be able to use my Touch on the Wireless.

CURSE YOU, APPLE!!!

Unknown said...

which wireless? campus wireless, or your local router?

Mike Lewis said...

i bet it has something to do with network security stuff...
are you sure you have to get the payed for update? and not 1.4 firmwere?

Caleb said...

Unemployed! In Greenland!

_J_ said...

Campus Wireless uses VPN. Ipod Touch has to be on update 1.1.3 or above to use the VPN, since before then the Touch did not support VPN.

_J_ said...

Apparently that was worded incorrectly on the campus page. It doesn't need 1.1.3 it needs the "january update" that "costs $10" because "fuckall of we konw why".

Mike Lewis said...

link plug:
The 9 features of a good blog.

_J_ said...

This picture is terrific.

At first it does not make much sense. But then you get it and you can't stop laughing.

Caleb said...

Oh image.

_J_ said...

Giuliani will be the keynote speaker at the Republican convention.

9/11

Unknown said...

rough draft Giuliani's speech:

9/11. We can't let the terrorists win. 9/11. Obama wants the terrorists to win. Post 9/11 world. Terrorists 9/11 something something 9/11.

Caleb said...

Giuliani will be the keynote speaker at the Republican convention.

9/11


I thought that we had decided to stop playing that game.

_J_ said...

Hey, hey. Guess what.

9/11.

Also, that iPod Touch update was a fucking trap. Now there are apps to download. And...they're so neat!

MA17 said...

Rifftrax is taking fan submissions. Please let us cease our meaningless endeavors and focus our energies on riffing on a trax (singular).

Also, apparently cinematic titanic did two more movies while I was trying to decide whether or not to buy the first.

_J_ said...

"Rifftrax is taking fan submissions."

Fuck that.

_J_ said...

I like Spinoza.

For those interested, the historical progression was:
Descartes > Spinoza > Leibniz

So Spinoza is (kind of) the basis upon which Leibniz is built.

_J_ said...

Also, my Spinoza class is going to be fucking awesome.

My other two classes were the normal sort of go in, introduce selves, go over the syllabus, talk about general background, bleck. Spinza, though...

The professor walks in and says: I am not your teacher. you are not my students. This is my research and you are all my research assistance. I don't give a shit if you like spinoza. I don't give a shit if he relates to your life. I'm trying to figure this guy out. So either help me or get out.

It was so fucking awesome. He's been working on Spinoza's ethics for 10 years trying to figure out what the fuck Spinoza is saying. So this class is, for him, an opportunity to spend 15 weeks focused with a group of other people on the work and so finally figure it out so he can move on. And that's the approach he's taking.

It's going to be fucking terrific. It's not hand holding. It's not prancing along nibbling on facts. He gave us the fucking book and he told us to figure it the fuck out. And if we don't want to do that he suggested that we leave.

GLEE

Mike Lewis said...

workgroup classes are best ever.

_J_ said...

Indeed. But this style of class seems to be contrary to the norm as none of the people in there expected it.

Roscoe said...

I think this means -J- has claimed the Wolverine or Batman anti-social member role in this band of jackanapes.

_J_ said...

I'm ok with that. But it's not what I'm going for.

Unknown said...

Did you just call me a jackanape?

_J_ said...

I think he did.

How dare he!

_J_ said...

I think Weezer's Red Album needs more songs about being dumped.

That's my review.

Roscoe said...

... isn't that a truism for all Weezer albums?

Mike Lewis said...

The Red Album also needs about 50% less suck.

Mike Lewis said...

and 100% less Rivers Cuomo with ironic mustash and cowboy hat.

_J_ said...

River needs to date someone and have that person break up with him.

That's what needs to happen.

Because then he can write Weezer songs again. Instead of...dumb.

_J_ said...

THEY KILLED 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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