Friday, September 26, 2008

Obama / McCain Debate #1

Comment, Fuckers.

Debate theme #1:
McCain: Obama doesn't understand X.
Obama: I certainly understand X. Here are the facts regarding X.

26 comments:

_J_ said...

John McCain: Not answering questions since 1642.

I appreciate that the moderator is trying to get Obama and McCain to talk to one another.

_J_ said...

Wasn't the "I have a pen" comment something from the West Wing Debate episode?

_J_ said...

The "this pen" comment was about Budget Balancing in the West Wing episode.

_J_ said...

"I don't know where Senator McCain is getting his figures."

Neither do we, Obama. Neither do we.

_J_ said...

Thank you, Mr. Moderator, for stepping the fuck back and getting them to talk to one another.

_J_ said...

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VIRTUES OF FREE MARKET CAPITALISM WHILE YOU'RE ASKING FOR 700 BILLION DOLLARS TO FIX THE PROBLEMS WITH FREE MARKET CAPITALISM YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

_J_ said...

First Read is live blogging as well

_J_ said...

"It's hard to reach across the aisle from that far to the left."

Ooooh, Nice, McCain.

_J_ said...

First Read just noted that Obama is wearing a Flag Pin and McCain is not.

_J_ said...

Obama needs to stop saying "John is right."

Obama needs to get mad.

Really mad.

700 Billion Dollars mad.

McCain's political philosophy is a mirror image of that which resulted in a 700 billion dollar problem.

GET MAD!!

_J_ said...

"john, it's been your president who you've agreed with 90% of the time!"

THANK YOU, OBAMA!

BE MAD!

SAY TRUE THINGS!

_J_ said...

A sentence Obama needs to say:

"You can't say you're a 'maverick' if you've voted with the standing president 90% of the time, you malevolent cocksucker."

_J_ said...

"let's talk about troop funding"

Yes, lets.

GET HIM!

_J_ said...

Obama gets the first mention of 9/11.

Interesting.

Though, he was pointing out that Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11.

_J_ said...

"a growing pocky trade"?

_J_ said...

Obama has been trying to talk to McCain.

McCain is up past his bedtime.

GET MAD, OBAMA!

_J_ said...

McCain is envoking the humanist delusion that a child's death can be rectified by "winning" the conflict in which the child died.

YEY, McCain!

_J_ said...

Someone needs to tell me what an "existential threat" is.

McCain?

"We cannot allow a second holocaust."

NICE!

_J_ said...

MCCAIN CAN'T PRONOUNCE 'ahmadinejad'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

_J_ said...

"I'm not going to set a visitor's schedule for the White House before I'm even president. I don't even have a seal yet."

ha

haha

Fuck you, John McCain.

_J_ said...

JOHN MCCAIN IS LYING ABOUT ENEGERY!

STOP LYING ABOUT ENERGY YOU FUCK!

_J_ said...

"We have a safer nation but we're a long way from safe."

FUCK

FUCKING

FUCKER

_J_ said...

CNN is streaming the debate with voter reactions in a dial group.

McGoiter appears to be fucking up with Independents...

it's as if Independents don't like Bush 2: Electric FUCKHEAD

_J_ said...

McCain: "this meddling kid needs to get off my lawn"

Jesus Fuck.

_J_ said...

McCain: "I WAS A POW! DON'T FORGET THAT I WAS A POW! I CAN'T FLY A FUCKING PLANE TO SAVE MY GOD DAMNED LIFE!"

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