English Muffin Surprise

• The eggplant man is a sorry, soppy soap opera fan.


• Jules Verne ate and egg in its shell in just sixty seconds.


• Pink posies draw like a ground moose strewn at the roadside.


• Unilever makes the best pumpkin pie.


• Bored, boring bores bore twins and whores as they all do their chores and bake fluffy s'mores.

Mind your own dubious veracity, Brakeman.