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Topics for Discussion:
1) Have we as a species changed the definition of "live out"?
2) What the fuck is wrong with Second Life players?
3) Quantitatively speaking, how stupid is Second Life?
4) Does Second Life force one to forget that the Internet is full of free porn?
5) How flammable was Lincoln?
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5) How flammable was Lincoln?
fucking flammable.
People often forget that Lincoln caught on fire moments after giving the Gettysburg Address. It is common knowledge that the address was 10 sentences made up of 272 words. the eleventh sentence was "Oh God I am on Fire." It followed by "AHHHHHGGGGGGGGG."
It is also a little known fact that Lincoln started the Civil War in order to distract the nation from his flammability. Had there been no Civil War Lincoln would have been promptly torched.
scientists also began work on making fast developing cameras so that they could capture burning Lincoln. It was believed that if the could prove that Lincoln was always catching himself on fire they could ruin his political presidency. Saddly they failed.
two new movies for adam
Colossus: The Forbin Project
and mercury rising
My understanding is that Lincoln prevented the development of fast-developing cameras due to the fact that the flash on such a device would cause him to catch on fire.
accutaly that is a common misunderstand. The development of the fast develping camera and flash were totally separate technology paths. Early camera makers did not see the need for a flash because they did not thing people would ever want to take pictures inside. Flash makers were simply trying to catch Lincoln on fire
MMO Crask of 2008
I think this maybe merits argument / discussion. Here is the part which interests me:
"The lessons? Listen to beta testers; get the launch right, because patches won't save your asses, and if you're innovating some new gameplay mechanic, do it like you mean it."
If one half-asses a reinvention of a genre then the genre will remain as it is.
24 torture report for night 1
Link the the story not the blog post
Hellgate's biggest problem was that they tried to make it an MMO. When it was first announced a billion years ago, it was a 1st person hack and slash set in london. Its multi-player elements were going to be like diablo 2, a co-op version of the single player game. No persistent world, but persistent characters.
They they mucked it all up with some bullshit persistent world. it crapped the hole game down because graphics had to dumbed down for online play. Also it was a first person hack and slash. oh, they had THE dumbest pay to play set up ever.
anarchy online is still a game people play?
I'm surprised that Warhammer is hanging in there. Most of the people I know of who left WoW for Warhammer came back to WoW.
Because, you know, it's WoW.
McSoulPatch ain't so Limpy no more.
I don't know what that means! Does it even mean anything?
McSoulPatch is now McScarFace
McDonalds is selling faux Al Capones now?
This whole season is so Metahilarious it's painfully great.
"How far were you willing to go?"
"Yeah, and you Read My File...."
torture blog update:
Episodes 3 and 4
this one is full of charts!
Look Around You starts on Adult Swim this weekend.
Look Around You is a deadpan parody of 1960 educational documentries we watched in school. It is magical stuff.
some of the episodes are still on youtube
Jesus Christ, Mikey. Hour Three, and we're allready into over the top fantasy land.
God Damn, I LOVE THIS SHOW.
They've hit the Full On Metal Gear, haven't they?
When Jack Bauer has to fight a terrorist whom may be his clone with the arm of another guy's evil arm graphed on. Then we will have metal gear sold level shit-hitting-fan level awesome.
Also people in MGS have better trench coats.
LINK
the level of smugness in this is awful:
The reason why authorities took the children is unclear. According to NBC news, little Hitler's parents are scheduled to appear in court Wednesday.
why in the fuck would this blogger or journalist or bitchface huffpost writer think it was okay to call this kid "little hitler"?
Her Bio on huffington post that she is the websites new editor.
seriously, this is the sort of shit that making people hate "blogging" and bloggers.
Grow up Katharine Zaleski.
"seriously, this is the sort of shit that making people hate "blogging" and bloggers. "
I thought I was why people hate blogging and bloggers.
jay, don't flatter yourself
But it's all I have!
Warlock Tier 8 Gear looks pretty sweet.
Moreish Tier 8
Logitech G Series
Not sure why...
Fuck winter. Fuck winter in its fucking ear, until it fucking bleeds all over the fucking unsalted sidewalks, and freezes into fucking blood-ice, upon which it can fucking slip on and fucking die.
That is all.
i like the winter. I walked to work today in -10 wind chills. It was best ever.
I like not winter. Not winter doesn't require me to wake up early to ensure my car is not covered in a sheet of ice. And in the case my car isn't covered in a sheet of ice, my battery hates the pure cold of winter as much as I do and refuses to start forcing me to arrive to work late anyways. I stand by my stance. Fuck winter.
GGODDAMNIT ALL.
I was gone for one day, ONE DAY, getting steak. and Ricardo Montalban AND PATRICK GODDAMN MCGOOHAN died?
KHAAAAAAAN!
I like Winter.
Winter, I think, is the yearly attempt of the phenomenological experience of being telling you to stay in your fucking bed. Then it gives up and gets warm so you can go do your stupid shit.
But after it has been warm for a while it then again attempts to remind you that, really, this is all meaningless and you might as well stay in bed. So it throws -20 winds at you.
Plus I get to wear coats in winter.
I think the joy of fucking Dana Perino would be found in the degree to which she is unaware.
Because, really, you could do anything to that girl and she would be, in her mind, completely uninvolved.
I am surprised that Adam did not make this in basic a long time ago.
current tempature in Bowling Green Ohio, Balls.
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