Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Dies: Zombie Michael Jackson Lives

Michael Jackson died today. This, of course, means that Zombie Michael Jackson will soon rise and produce a Thriller Re-Release in an attempt to claim the title "Zombie King of Zombie Pop".

Of course it is also possible that the Michael Jackson with whom we have been familiar for these past few years was, in fact, a zombie all along.

Think about it.