Saturday, November 14, 2009

My [chat] Will Go On

Titanic Rifftrax is win.

26 comments:

_J_ said...

Titanic Rifftrax is pretty great. But that movie is fucking long.

Mike Lewis said...

and terrible.

Roscoe said...

Is it not the case that a longer terrible movie makes for a broader canvas for jokery and jibes?

Mike Lewis said...

Hume is not pleased with this situation.

_J_ said...

What did you do to that poor dog?

Mike Lewis said...

on friday he was neutered, had his duwclaw's removed, 5 teeth pulled and was chipped.

Mike Lewis said...

Hume spent most of the weekend stoned on painkillers and people food.

despite that, he still spent a large amount of time giving us The Stink-Eye.

Also, he can't have any strenuous exercise for 10 days. Which is a lot for a dog who has become accustom to walking 3-5 miles per day. There are trees out there he needs to mark and lawns he has to poop on dammit

Mike Lewis said...

turns out, its okay to ask questions like "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?" I mean, its just a question, i am not saying he did, but he has not proved beyond a reasonable doubt that he hasnt.

_J_ said...

Watching Sports Night.

Mikey, you need Boogie Shoes at your wedding.

Mike Lewis said...

oh i know
sarah seems...uneasy...with that idea

Roscoe said...

Have you grown your goatee yet?

It all changes.

_J_ said...

Has she ever heard Boogie Shoes?

Because, if not, I think you should put some speakers next to her while she sleeps, and THEN start playing Boogie Shoes on repeat, forever, to wake her up.

Roscoe said...

El Perro Fumendo!

_J_ said...

One of you needs to learn to do the voice of 21 so that the next time we are together we can argue whether Helen Keller or Anne Frank would win in a fight to the death.

I must live this argument as it was meant to be argued.

Or, hell, if one of you learns to do the voice of 21 I do not care what we argue about.

I just want a good 21 / 24 argument again.

Caleb said...

If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts at being alive, you're a hero to everything that has ever lived.

_J_ said...

As far as I can tell life is one crashing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was Dead.

Roscoe said...

.... I thought life was following Allison Brie from show to show?

Mike Lewis said...

One of my co-workers has a Palm Pre. It is a terrible phone.

When the iPhone, I was able to pick it up - type on it and and able to understand how it works.

the palm pre does not work.

also, the ads are terrible.

Unknown said...

Colbert tonight was best ever. It would be a shame if the Miracle Whip commercials didn't play during reruns or online

_J_ said...

Palm needs to make Palm Pilots and cell phones need to not be phones + palm pilots + mp3 players.

Really, it just needs to be the mid - late 90s again.

Mike Lewis said...

i don't think we are ever going to go back to the time of phoneless PDAs

the closest you are going to get is the iPod touch and maybe the zune.

Roscoe said...

The Colbert/Miracle Whip war was great.

Community might have been greater.

Unknown said...

Did you catch Zaboo in the 30 second final bumper at the end?

Mike Lewis said...

Remeber Ashleigh_Banfield the MSNBC Reporter with the horn rimmed glasses? She was fired in 2003 for criticizing the media's coverage before the Iraq War. Since then, she has been working for CourtTV

She is returning to real journalism as a reporter for ABC News.

Andrew said...

I hate the Palm Pre commercials. And I cannot think of any reason to have an iphone, and really don't even want to have a cell phone.

Caleb said...

gods above, but Sweeney Todd was marvelous.