An Open Letter to Nintendo
Dear Nintendo,
Hi! I am Mike. We have been friends for a long time, but this is the 1st time i have ever written to you. I just beat New Super Mario Brothers Wii. It was a lot of fun. But it was missing something. WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOSHI! YOU GIVE ME ONE FUCKING LEVEL WITH SOME YOSHIS! THAT IS BULLSHIT MY FRIEND! BULL! FUCKING! SHIT.
anyways. could your next New Super Mario Bros Game be New Yoshi's island: Wii? I really enjoyed those games. (but lose the fucking Baby Mario Bullshit.)
thanks.
mikey
6 comments:
Yoshi is not an originary Mario character, so excluding Yoshi is not inherently problematic.
... Who wasn't drinking when posting to this thread?
Originary?
So... Wiki..
Says that Mikey's wrong, and Yoshi was in NSMBwii..
But also says that (assuming I translate garbled J right) that J's totally confused. Considering Yoshi's clearly derived from the Mario canon & was always supposed to be part of SMB1.
Yoshi is definitely in NSMBWii. He can eat other players and carry them around.
There is an awesome unlockable video of four players finishing a level in world one or two where three guys on Yoshis pass the fourth player around in a complicated dance where he never actually touches the ground, but kills a ton of enemies, racking up 1ups at the end.
yeah - yoshi is in 1-2. maybe the bonus levels, we have not unlocked any of those yet.
one fucking level.
Depending on your concept of time, your letter worked!
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