Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Failure

Front Kristen DeGeeter-Haun on February 15 at 9:54am
Hey class of '01!

If you've already taken the survey---THANK YOU...we've got some great thoughts! If you haven't taken the survey---PLEASE do! We want to plan a reunion with YOUR input! The survey will end on 2/18, so you only have a few more days!! Please take the survey below and let us know what you think we should do.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/77GNHB2

Since we don't have everyone's email address, please forward this to your classmates and post this link on your FB status. If you are having trouble with the link, send an email to warsawhigh2001@hotmail.com.

Look for a Save the Date coming in early March!


Lets take this one step at a time

  • At no point in english do you ever use three hyphens in a row. I thought maybe she meant to use an ellipsis but - BOOM - Ellipsis.


  • She than follows that up with let another more crazy hyphens. Punctuation is not her...strong suit.


  • "We've" is the worst of all contractions.


  • You don't have some great thoughts. the surveys has provided you with some great ideas.


  • At least she used the correct version of "your."


  • I guess I am doing what she asked. Which is a failure on my part. I could post the survey in /b/. But I think that would get me locked up for child pornography.


  • FB means Facebook. I hope. It could mean false breast.


  • Now the point. The key. The reason I am writing this damned blog post. In 2011, who is still using Hotmail. Seriously. Even if I were inclined to send Kristen DeGeeter-Haun an email, I would not send an email to a Hotmail email address for fear of getting spammed with 1000s of boner pill ads.


  • There you go.

    12 comments:

    Mike Lewis said...

    - flabby bottom
    - flat bag
    - full bark

    Unknown said...

    'We've' is a legitimate contraction that I will defend to the death. 'I'd' is a much worse contraction.

    Mike Lewis said...

    i am not saying it is not a real contraction or legitimate. And yes, I'd is pretty terrible.

    But there is something about the way "we've" sounds the grinds my gears. I think mostly my issue is that "If you've already taken the survey---THANK YOU...we've got some great thoughts" is such a terrible sentence.

    This is an email written in an informal tone, but believe Jack Musgrave would of given this a D.

    Roscoe said...

    Depends on if you wrote it in dialogue or not.

    In conversation, I suspect he'd glower and scoot away.

    Also? As ramshackle as that was? Beats the HELL outta the info sent round by my class.

    sflinky said...

    this is true. king of all media ben bussel said that there was no attempt to contact most people from the class.

    Mike Lewis said...

    that last post was from me...i was logged into the wrong account.

    Roscoe said...

    There really wasn't. I found out via absurd happenstance, and even then, wasn't so hot about paying a cover charge to hang out at the Taphouse.

    Mike Lewis said...

    i don't know if you have eaten there resently - but it went from being OK to uneatable.

    if i want to eat some place where everything comes out of a microwave, i will eat at home. It is subpar applebees level food at twice the price.

    the point is

    free boners.

    Roscoe said...

    Some stuff is still okay, but.. it's been very, VERY swingy last couple times.

    Still, I can fill a growler and bring it back.. which is nice when the seasonals are good.

    _J_ said...

    My refusal to get on Facebook pays off yet again.


    Also, @Mikey, is 'Switchfast' your Matrix-Hacker name?

    Roscoe said...

    Hack the planet, save the world.

    _J_ said...

    I spent part of the day trying to come up with what super powers Switchfast would have.

    I think his only power is to alt+tab between work and asian porn faster than the average man can alt+tab between work and asian porn. That and clicking seals.