Saturday, April 16, 2011

Sunday [chat]



How did it take 4 weeks for a Christian parody version happen? The nut-bar youth groupers took way to long to get there shit together.

Posted by Mike Lewis at 11:59 PM

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13 comments:

AppleTreesRTall said...

nooooooooooo.
NOOOOOOOOO. And they have two crackers rapping and just looking insane?? COME ON.

I'll give her this though, at least she doesn't say" FriiiiiiiiEEE-day".

April 9, 2011 at 10:57 PM
Caleb said...

I had all my hopes set on anachronistic rapping driving Jesus.

April 10, 2011 at 11:26 PM
_J_ said...

Apparently they missed that part of Leviticus that states, "Thou shall not auto-tune."

April 11, 2011 at 1:00 AM
_J_ said...

That car is orange.
Nothin' rhymes with orange.
Let's go to church.


These lines may be the most succinct and incisive glimpse into the mind of a fundamentalist, ever.

April 11, 2011 at 1:03 AM
_J_ said...

If you are going to kill yourself, at least be organized and have the forethought to let people know.

April 11, 2011 at 1:08 AM
Roscoe said...

Not to post immediately after J's, since it's unrelated, but...

... look at the fucking balls on that man. Mike Pence is talking about voting against the the budget deal, now?

April 11, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Unknown said...

Seriously, a person can't buy their way into heaven by just skimming Leviticus.

April 11, 2011 at 11:46 PM
Unknown said...

"You can find men who have gone so far as to profess wisdom and yet maintain that one should not offer violence to one's own life, and hold it accursed for a man to be the means of his own destruction; we should wait, say they, for the end decreed by nature. But one who says this does not see that he is shutting off the path to freedom. The best thing which eternal law ever ordained was that it allowed to us one entrance into life, but many exits. Must I await the cruelty either of disease or of man, when I can depart through the midst of torture, and shake off my troubles?" --Seneca, Epistle LXX

April 11, 2011 at 11:50 PM
_J_ said...

Seneca is so rad.

April 12, 2011 at 6:00 PM
_J_ said...

Schizophrenia looks pretty damn cool at a molecular level.

April 14, 2011 at 2:51 AM
Mike Lewis said...

but some of the art for the next expansion looks really amazing.

i think our bank accounts can agree that Magic is the worst.

April 15, 2011 at 6:53 PM
_J_ said...

I, personally, only played MTG because I thought the card art was pretty.

Wait, no...that wasn't it. Why did I play? Oh yeah, rules lawyering.

April 15, 2011 at 11:58 PM
_J_ said...

Woman who attempted suicide while pregnant is accused of murder

Winning.

April 16, 2011 at 12:09 AM

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