Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Path of Exile: Release / Beta Packs
Reminder that Path of Exile will be live in about 20 minutes. Free to download. Free to play.
Also reminder that you still have 14 hours to purchase a Beta Supporter pack. If you plan to ever buy points for the game, now is the time to do it!
I reached end-game content, and was planning to write another review. But now that I think about it, I can easily review the game by providing a few comparisons.
Docks Runs = Blood Runs
Merv Runs = Mephisto Runs
Temple Runs = Baal Runs
I am not shitting you. Path of Exile is the sequel to Diablo 2 that we always wanted.
Path of Exile is Diablo 2: LoD 2.
This coming from a guy who still logs in to battle.net to keep his Realm characters from expiring.
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Sunday, October 13, 2013
Path of Exile: It's like pokemon, but they're rocks
I'll just let that stand alone, for a moment. So you can soak it in.
This removal has a few consequences with respect to character creation. The over-simplification of stat allocation and skill acquisition extirpated the need to employ spreadsheets and spend hours researching character builds on forums. It also eliminated the flavor of character creation. In Diablo 2, your leap Barbarian felt like *your* leap Barbarian. Sure, all leap Barbarians may be functionally identical, but by allowing players to pick their own stats, and maintaining some permanence to skill choice, one felt as if they had created a character unique to them. Diablo 3's character creation system, by contrast, is so bland and inconsequential that it purges any sense of uniqueness from characters. Your Barbarian is exactly like every other Barbarian, so "fuck it".

and these:

Moreover, any character can use any weapon or skill. So, you want to build a barbarian who throws fireballs? Go fucking nuts. Fagballs the Flamer Barb may be completely ineffective at endgame, but you still have the option of making him.
Hear that, Blizzard? "Option."
PoE also solves the problem of Hardcore being retarded. In Diablo 2 and 3, when your Hardcore character dies it is gone forever, lost to lag and mourned for days. When your Hardcore character dies in Poe? It is changed to a Softcore character.
That's it. You don't lose your gear. You don't lose your items. Fagballs simply changes from Hardcore to Softcore. There is absolutely no reason to not start as a Hardcore character.
I know, right?
I give Path of Exile 8 kicks to Jay Wilson's stupid loser face, out of a possible God damn Diablo 3 is a shitty fucking mess of retarded faggoty dumb.
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