An Open Letter to Nintendo

Dear Nintendo,

Hi! I am Mike. We have been friends for a long time, but this is the 1st time i have ever written to you. I just beat New Super Mario Brothers Wii. It was a lot of fun. But it was missing something. WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOSHI! YOU GIVE ME ONE FUCKING LEVEL WITH SOME YOSHIS! THAT IS BULLSHIT MY FRIEND! BULL! FUCKING! SHIT.

anyways. could your next New Super Mario Bros Game be New Yoshi's island: Wii? I really enjoyed those games. (but lose the fucking Baby Mario Bullshit.)

thanks.

mikey

Philip Morris: Good for the Earth

Modern Family

If you have not watched Modern Family, do yourself a favor and watch last nights episode. It will be 21 minutes well spent.

Axe Cop: Stupid Brilliant

Axe Cop is a webcomic written by a 5 year old, drawn by a 29 year old.

It might suck.
Or it might be fantastic.

I do not know.

Pedobear: 2010 Olympic Mascot

Polish newspaper claims 'Pedobear' is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot

When asked for comment Pedobear replied, "TOO OLD!"

Australian Anti-Drinking PSA

Based on a true story, mate.

Florida Raging Grannies