From the Island of Dr. Moreau, I Bring You OCTOSQUID!!!

Lo and Behold and FEAR!

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

July 6th, 2007 is George W. "Decider" Bush's 61st birthday. This is a day to look at the good things happening for our president.

1) Neither of your daughters have been knocked up yet, despite their great efforts to make this not the case.

2) Commuting I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's sentence was a legal action on your part! Unlike the warrant-less wiretapping, the firing of the U.S. Attorneys, the abduction of "Enemy Combatants" and their imprisonment at Gitmo, the actual leaking of Valerie Plame's name, all of your cocaine use, lying to the public about the link between 9/11 and Saddam, and that time you kicked Barney.

3) According to the latest CBS poll your approval rating is 27%. But, only about 54% of Americans who are eligible to vote actually vote. So since your 27%, presumably, both endorse you AND voted for you we can safely assume that 50% of the voting public thinks you are doing an excellent job!

4) In the recent Supreme Court rulings the conservative side of the court won a majority of times, thanks to your handywork!

5) Iraq is a complete mess, Republicans are splitting with you and calling for a change of strategy or complete troop removal, and Democrats are in a majority of the House and Senate. But, lucky for you, all of these people are, in fact, a ball-less group of worthless shitheads who won't actually fucking DO anything.

6) Carl Rove, Dick Cheney, and Alberto Gonzales will never, ever, have to answer for anything they have done. And when you finally leave office you will all ride off into the sunset together back to your retard killing, environment destroying, immigrant absorbing homestate of Texas.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President! Enjoy that new golf bag!

Saga will cause me to file chapter 7

Egads... Imagine if you will a persistant RTS world, in which you can buy expansions to customize your army, an MMORTSCCG if you will. This does not bode well for my financial situation.

This is the beginning of the end.

On Pool Drains.

Pool drain rips out part of 6 year old girl's intestinal tract.

MINNEAPOLIS - A 6-year-old girl who sat on an open drain in a wading pool lost part of her intestinal tract to the drain’s powerful suction, her family said.

Abigail Taylor was injured in the wading pool on June 29, according to her family.

Her father, Scott Taylor, said the suction caused a 2-inch tear in Abigail’s rectum and pulled out much of her small intestine. Doctors had to remove the part of her intestines that remained, according to the family’s lawyer, Bob Bennett.

Abigail remained in intensive care at Children’s Hospital on Thursday and appeared to be improving, Bennett said.

She was to undergo surgery on Friday, Bennett said. “She’ll receive her nutrition through a port for the rest of her life,” he said.

Bennett said the swimming pool’s drain hole was improperly uncovered. However, the general manager of the club where the pool is located said he didn’t think anything was wrong with the pool. He referred questions to the attorney for the club’s insurance company, who declined to comment.

Several states have passed pool-safety laws after children drowned or were disemboweled by drain suction. North Carolina, for instance, requires pools to have dual drains to diffuse the force of the suction and prevent children from being trapped.

Couple of things.

1) Now she probably won't ever experience the joy of anal sex.
2) That had to be the world's worst rim job.
3) Did this hurt the pool filter?
4) Pool Drain? IT'S A TRAP!
5) Check the picture in the article. She's smiling her ass off.
6) I wonder if they made her sit in the emergency room while waiting for medical attention.

Sex and the City: The Movie?!

GLEE!

Hoist your Cosmos and strap on your Manolos — the "Sex and the City" movie will start filming this fall.

Kristin Davis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall are set to reprise their roles from the HBO series.

The much-anticipated movie will be the joint effort of HBO and New Line Cinema, Variety reported on its Web site last night.

Fans of the 1998-2004 show have been stamping their Jimmy Choos for a movie since the series finale.

There was foreplay in that direction two years ago, but the project went limp after Cattrall insisted unsuccessfully that she get script control and a salary closer to that promised to Parker.

Sources told Variety that Cattrall is now happy with her deal, which gives her satisfactory input into her scenes, a hefty salary and a future HBO series deal.

Rock Band Video

A video of people playing "Welcome to the Jungle" on Rock Band.

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They took an impossible task, and made it awesome. Now if they can make it all cost less than $200...

100% of Kylebrown's polled believe Transformers had too many commerci... er, pointless scenes.

Although not a terrible movie, Transformers had too many blatant advertisements and half of the film could have been edited out if Michael Bay had any sense. Too much bullshit the viewer didn't need to know nor care about.

SPOILER ALERT - STOP READING NOW IF YOU GIVE A DAMN

Ways to cut out an hour of shit, to make this a movie that is good

• I don't give a shit that the tomboy car nut love interest had a father that boosted cars nor that she has a criminal record because of it. 100% pointless.


• Frenzy was the Jar Jar Binks of this movie. He is a cheap knockoff of Soundwave, only with goofy bits for shitty comedic value. Although, he serves a purpose in progressing the plot, they could have come up with a better way to do it, or make him less kiddy.


• The entire movie is an advertisement for GM, and this sickens me. Enough said.


• Because everything had to be "realistic", I couldn't figure out jack shit of what was going on in the early battles. We have surmised they basically cut out Michael Bay's hands as he played with his tranformer toys to build the early battle scenes.
  P.S. - STOP SHAKING THE DAMN CAMERA
  

END OF SPOILER

There are more, but this is what comes to mind. Anyways, in summary, the movie should be cut down to concentrate the Robot Morphing goodness to a simple battle between good and evil deciding the fate of mankind. Keep in mind that this is the first time I have ever promoted cutting scenes from a movie in order to shorten, normally I am a big fan of the epic movies that include SHIT TONS of back story detail, this however is not one of them, because the backstory detail they provide is absolute shit.

Review done.