"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Disagree?
Woo Me. My thesis is done done and turned in. Now I just have to wait for the Graduate College to send me a letter saying they have it and it is on file with the state.
STATS:
Pages: 85+ Bibliography, Table of Contents
Words: About 25,000
To celebrate i am taking the week off.
This whole Florida / Michigan do-over rant has been simmering on my back burner of hate for a while now. Even though I can't tell whether or not the thing is undercooked, done or terribly burnt the coverage of this topic seems to have peaked last night so I'm just going to toss the rant out and hope that whatever its developmental state it is palatable.
There is no correct position to maintain on this debate; they're all wrong. It is in no way sensible to remove Florida and Michigan from the process of electing a candidate. It is also, however, not sensible to allow Florida and Michigan to participate in the process after they broke the rules. And while we can bicker about the nature of democracy and the validity or sensibility of the rules by which we pick candidates we are where we are. And when the "spirit of democracy" and "the rules by which democracy occurs" conflict we, this time, err on the side of the rules.
And I'm ok with that. There are plenty of arbitrary rules utilized in maintaining the functionality of the electoral process. Certainly if we focus on any given rule we can find its flaws and argue it to be undemocratic. But when we look at the whole system of rules, the entire structure, it mostly functions. So we stick with it.
What pisses me the fuck off about this particular debate is how delusional asshats grasp onto their favorite candidate's position and vehemently denounce the position of the other; how political fanboys and fangirls ignore the nuance and maintain that their candidate is correct. When, really? Neither is right.
Clinton: Clinton is currently losing and so desires to allow Florida and Michigan to vote so that she has the chance to decrease Obama's lead.
Obama: Obama is currently winning and so does not desire to allow Florida and Michigan to vote so as to limit the possibilities for Clinton to overtake him.
THEY'RE BOTH BEING SELFISH!
Alright?
Since the issue itself is fundamentally fucked both candidates, I think, are justified in their selfish stance on this. Clinton can argue for the spirit of democracy while Obama argues for the rules. Each argument is reasonable and rhetorically compelling in its own right. Each argument is based in a candidate's selfish desire to win. Neither Obama nor Clinton is RIGHT; there is no right in this debate. Both candidates are equally selfish, correct, and incorrect. Moreover, both candidates are being inconsistent.
If Clinton argues for the spirit of democracy with regard to Florida and Michigan do-over primaries then Clinton ought also to embrace the spirit of democracy with regard to super delegates. Is it consistent with the spirit of democracy to argue that the super delegates vote for her if Obama has more delegates and wins the popular vote?
If Obama argues for the rules with regard to Florida and Michigan do-over primaries then Obama ought also to embrace the rules with regard to super delegates. Is it consistent with the rules to argue that the super delegates ought to not vote for Clinton if he has more delegates and wins the popular vote?
This issue is a gigantic fucked up mess which is fundamentally flawed and undoubtedly problematic. It brings out the worst in everyone and makes evident the self-serving tendencies of both candidates and their supporters.
So how about instead of being jackasses who rally behind their favorite candidate despite the valid position of the other we all join together and shout with one unified, certain, justified voice:
FUCK FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN!
And then we kick them out of the damned union. Cause we sure as shit don't need either of them if they can't read a fucking calendar.
Guitar Hero: On Tour will come with a Guitar Grip that plugs into the GBA slot of your DS and allows players to fret along with a song while strumming digital strings on the screen. The Guitar Grip includes a hand strap and a little storage compartment for the specially designed stylus pick.
Usually my rants come into being as a result of something pissing me off. Today, though, my rant comes from this article which left me sitting in my chair blinking for the better part of ten minutes:
"The teens call their public orgies 'ponceo'. On a typical Friday afternoon in the Chilean capital of Santiago, hundreds gather in a leafy urban park for a few hours of sexual experimentation."
Yeah.
"They trade partners multiple times—mostly engaging in anonymous rounds of oral sex. When the party is over, no contact information is exchanged. Same-gender interactions are commonplace, as the lines between hetero- and homosexuality are blurred, partly by the alcohol and drugs consumed, but also by shifting social mores held by Chilean youth, in contrast to their conservative parents. "Ponceo is about having fun," says Natalia Fernandez, a 15-year-old with pink hair and a pierced chin. "This time I had seven partners.""
Initially I was worried that Pokemones were somehow attempting to support an idiotic ideology or political position; that their hours of anonymous oral sex were somehow meant to convey a message. But apparently "pokemones do not have a political creed, preferring apathy to engagement."
So, to summarize, Pokemones are apathetic, drug consuming, Chilean, anime watching, teenage boys and girls who on Friday afternoons gather together in public parks to consume drugs, alcohol, and participate in hours of anonymous oral sex.
Again, I'm just sitting here blinking a lot.
The most obvious criticism of Pokemones involves the notion of STDs; hours of anonymous oral sex is probably not the best way to avoid exposure to STDs. Additionally one can invoke a morality argument so stating that one ought to not engaged in hours of random, anonymous oral sex in public parks. Drug use and alcoholism among teenagers is, again, a criticism one might belabor with regard to Pokemones.
But speaking as someone who has avoided drugs, STDs, and anonymous oral sex for my entire life I have to say that, really, avoiding these things has not benefited me one god damned bit. Sure, there are "benefits" in the Ned Flandersian sense of the word: I've never impregnated anyone, I'm not addicted to any substances, I don't have any STDs, and the 25 year old version of myself is employed, safe, and soon to be a grad student. But, conversely, the teenage version of myself never had hours of anonymous oral sex with a bunch of apathetic south american anime fangirls.
So weighing the consequences of my past actions against those of the Pokemones I have to say that on this one I'm going to side with the Pokemones. Prudish, healthy, sensible living may contribute to one's longevity and success in the traditional sense of the word. But it's also boring as shit.
And, sure, maybe the lifestyle of the Pokemones will not lead to the highest level of happiness in their futures. Maybe their substance addiction, STDs, and inevitable sense of loneliness and loss will somehow outweight the present thrills they experience. Maybe hedonism is not the most sensible or reasonble position to maintain.
But the grass is always greener on the side of the fence with blowjobs.
*Update*
According to some Kotaku reader:
There's have to be some kind of misunderstanding, I'm from Chile (not a pokemon) and I have to say "ponceo" had nothing to do with oral sex. What they do in this parties (thursay or fryday, between 4-5PM to 10-11PM, they are all minorage so they cant be out to late at night, alcohol sell is not allowed) is try to kiss in the mouth (not oral sex, that was a particual case, not even pokemoes involved, only 3 highschool students, 14 or 15 years old) as much different people (of the opposite sex) as they can durring the party.
