Monorail Episode is 20 [chat]s old

Marge vs. The Monorail first aired on January 14, 1993 during The Simpsons' fourth season.

We are fucking old.

Onion: NRA sets 1,000 dead kids as limit

NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything

"And teachers don't count."

Stupid Cat

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Everything does not suck.

It's nice when a dude can say, "I like to suck cock." and be met with a standing ovation, rather than pelted with rocks and hate.

This is progress.

Filibuster Non-Reform; Fuck Harry Reid

So, Piglet and Squirtle reached a deal on Filibuster reform that does not require the "talking filibuster", and so accomplished fuck-all-nothing.

Yes, they reduced debate time following cloture votes from 30 hours to four, but that is not a talking filibuster, so fuck it.  Also, a "filibuster on the motion would be barred if the majority can find eight members of the minority, including the minority leader, to sign a petition" but this is also not a talking filibuster, so fuuuuck it.

There are a few other changes, but none of those are talking filibusters, either.

Here is a link to Senator Harry Reid's contact page.  I encourage you to drop a note congratulating him for being a dickless, spineless twerp.

Here is the list ofCongress person contact information.  Please encourage your congressperson to get its ass in gear over filibuster reform.

Seriously.  Fuck Harry Reid.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Trailer

This looks epic awesome win.