Everyone Is a Sith: Cause it's the [chat] of Destiny

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Cause it's the [chat] of Destiny

You know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

48 comments:

_J_ said...: Cowboy Bebop is so damn good.; November 11, 2007 at 4:57 PM
MA17 said...: I'm surprised the anime industry didn't just shut down after Bebop came out, since it had obviously served its purpose.; November 12, 2007 at 1:19 AM
Caleb said...: That's not how industry works.; November 12, 2007 at 8:57 AM
MA17 said...: I'm still surprised.

I thought the industry's chief weapon was surprise. Surprise and fear...fear and surprise...it's TWO weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency. It's THREE weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Their FOUR, no, amongst their weaponry..are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.; November 12, 2007 at 9:32 AM
MA17 said...: I'm still surprised.

PERIOD.; November 12, 2007 at 9:33 AM
_J_ said...: Cowboy Bebop is what the anime industry needed to produce to justify its existence.

Everything else was for profit. Except FLCL. That exists to give idiots something to say "get it" about.

"NO! Don't you get it? When he sees the girl the horn in his head becomes hard and he's embarassed! Get it? GET IT?!?"

"NO! Medical Mechanica wants to iron out the wrinkles in people's brains. So the building is a giant iron! And the wrinkles in our brain are where information is stored! They want to remove it! Get it! GET IT?!?!?!"

"NO! The main character constantly says 'Nothing ever happens here.' despite all the things that happen. Get it? GET IT?!?!"; November 12, 2007 at 9:41 AM
_J_ said...: If one were to set an alcoholic beverage on fire the alcohol would be what burns. So the beverage itself would no longer contain alcohol or would contain significantly decreased levels of alcohol.

Which is why a Flaming Moe doesn't make any sense. Or, rather, a person could not get drunk off of a Flaming Moe except in the sense that one can get drunk on anything if one drinks enough of it.; November 12, 2007 at 12:57 PM
_J_ said...: Adam, if you could shrink that proof down I can put it in the header of the blog. Right now it is a tad bit too big. If the font was smaller and it was two columns rather than one column that would be awesome.; November 12, 2007 at 1:13 PM
MA17 said...: What dimensions are you looking for?; November 12, 2007 at 3:55 PM
_J_ said...: It needs to fit into the "Everyone is a Sith" header box. That is a little over 700 pixels wide at 72 pixels/inch.

So something thereabouts. It would be good if the picture was more wide than high so as to minimize scrolling.; November 12, 2007 at 5:28 PM
MA17 said...: Getting warmer?; November 12, 2007 at 8:03 PM
_J_ said...: Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind 30th Anniversary edition comes out tomorrow.

Some of you enjoy that film.; November 12, 2007 at 8:30 PM
_J_ said...: That is perfect and wonderful size.; November 12, 2007 at 8:31 PM
_J_ said...: That image is awesome.

I think we need something which more solidly links dealing with assumptions and personhood.; November 12, 2007 at 8:34 PM
MA17 said...: I agree.; November 13, 2007 at 5:57 AM
Caleb said...: "I thought to myself, 'I deal in absolutes.'"

Sith!; November 13, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Now after visiting the page above, and this page, I feel less intelligent as before. Sorry United Nations, I can't donate any more rice.; November 13, 2007 at 4:58 PM
MA17 said...: "I feel less intelligent as before."

Surely that's not possible.; November 13, 2007 at 8:08 PM
MA17 said...: It must be fun to write those kinds of webpages. Just crank up the font size, set the justification to "center", and let loose with whatever you can think of, just so long as it doesn't make any sense.

DEF LEPPARD THE ANTICHRIST

REVELATION 13:2 - And the beast which I saw was like a leopard, and his feet were like those of a bear, and his mouth like the mouth of a lion. And the dragon gave him his power and his throne and great authority.

THE ANTICHRIST WROTE ARMAGEDDON IT, THIS MUCH IS PROVEN

ON THROUGH THE NIGHT

DEF LEPPARD DRUMMER ONLY HAS ONE ARM = PAW LIKE BEAR, COINCIDENCE? AND A DRAGON; November 13, 2007 at 8:15 PM
_J_ said...: Here is my favorite part of that slop:

"First of all we are talking about a FICTIONAL movie about FICTIONAL characters in a FICTIONAL world practicing a FICTIONAL religion."

When Christians start discounting things which are "fictional" I have to giggle a bit.; November 13, 2007 at 10:35 PM
Caleb said...: Fiction is where genious lies.; November 14, 2007 at 8:55 AM
_J_ said...: Indeed. Anyone can cite facts.

Fabricating facts takes an entirely more useful skillset.; November 14, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Roscoe said...: Well of course.. Citation isn't work. it's just pointing. Divination, if you will. Cantrip junk.

Fabrication? That's major creation, there. The divine work of the heavenly seals. At least 5th level spells.; November 14, 2007 at 1:50 PM
_J_ said...: And then once a plan is devised for fighting the seals Mikey comes along and Mikes the seals and we all die to Grand Vizier of Chaos.; November 14, 2007 at 3:35 PM
Roscoe said...: My God, those seals ALWAYS got Miked, too!; November 14, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Roscoe said...: BY ALL THAT IS FRACKING HOLY.,....

So I just saw that Scott Pilgrim 4 came out. By way of a godsdamned spoiler.

WhoopDee. I hate everyone of you Sith-Looking louts.; November 15, 2007 at 12:54 AM
_J_ said...: Scott Pilgrim 4? Yey! Another volume through which I can live vicariously.

And, yes, Mikey cannot help but Mike seals.; November 15, 2007 at 9:13 AM
_J_ said...: Bored bored bored.
Bored.
Boredy boredy bored.
boooooooooooooooooooooooooored.
KAW.
Bored Bored.; November 15, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Caleb said...: Could you photoshop togeter a rake man?; November 15, 2007 at 1:08 PM
_J_ said...: Easily.

Do you need one?; November 15, 2007 at 1:28 PM
Caleb said...: Yes. There is a band of gigantic carpenter ants destroying Cincinnati! You're our only hope.; November 15, 2007 at 1:43 PM
_J_ said...: I can't use photoshop to create things in reality. My photoshop'd rake man would be confined to a digital form.

Cincinnati is doomed.; November 15, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Caleb said...: Hume!; November 15, 2007 at 3:46 PM
Roscoe said...: Go cart your damned ass into Chimps, and steal my copy, you muppet!; November 15, 2007 at 4:08 PM
_J_ said...: I sense hostility. Hostility will drive people away.

Also, you pre-ordered it and Chimp has it in stock?

I DO need to go steal your copy.; November 15, 2007 at 5:50 PM
_J_ said...: Democratic debate is on.

Take a shot whenever a candidate says "americans" or "american people".; November 15, 2007 at 8:43 PM
_J_ said...: Hillary prefers Diamond and Pearl.

Hillary loves her pokemon.; November 15, 2007 at 10:15 PM
_J_ said...: There is a clip on Youtube of Guster performing G Major at IU Bloomington.

I want to go to another Guster concert soon.; November 15, 2007 at 11:54 PM
MA17 said...: I forgot about that. Turns out Guster was here a few months ago. I found out when there was a thing in the campus paper the next day.; November 16, 2007 at 6:51 AM
_J_ said...: A tragic missed opportunity.; November 16, 2007 at 9:32 AM
_J_ said...: Apropos something caleb said last week...

“We are respectful of the internal processes and decisions of the Americans,” he said, “but we also demand respect for Mexico and for Mexicans.”

If the President of Mexico refers to people from the United States as "Americans" and people from Mexico as "Mexicans" and not also "Americans" then I think people from the United States taking the word "Americans" as their own is, if not justified, then at least universally acknowledged.; November 16, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Caleb said...: The President of Mexico recieves a minor demerit for improper diction.; November 16, 2007 at 1:50 PM
_J_ said...: It is so recorded.; November 16, 2007 at 2:50 PM
Roscoe said...: MUPPET!

MUUUUUUUPPPPPPETTTTTTTTTTT!; November 16, 2007 at 9:32 PM
_J_ said...: Why am I incapable of playing Through the Fire and the Flames?

Why am I so worthless and crapheaded?; November 17, 2007 at 7:02 PM
MA17 said...: Which difficulty?

Because if it's just expert you can't do, then that's ok. You are among worthless crapheaded friends.; November 18, 2007 at 12:51 PM
_J_ said...: Expert, yeah.

There are a number of crapheads on youtube who can play it. And I am no worse than they are as individuals. So why do they have the ability to play it while I do not?; November 18, 2007 at 1:39 PM
oakleyses said...: babyliss pro, soccer jerseys, canada goose outlet, herve leger, birkin bag, lululemon outlet, bottega veneta, asics shoes, insanity workout, moncler, roshe run, ugg, jimmy choo shoes, ugg outlet, ferragamo shoes, canada goose outlet, canada goose uk, wedding dresses, canada goose, giuseppe zanotti, mac cosmetics, p90x workout, ugg soldes, uggs outlet, canada goose pas cher, new balance outlet, north face jackets, valentino shoes, instyler ionic styler, rolex watches, canada goose outlet, ghd, abercrombie and fitch, mcm handbags, beats headphones, soccer shoes, uggs on sale, moncler, reebok outlet, nfl jerseys, mont blanc pens, marc jacobs outlet, north face outlet, ugg boots, vans outlet, hollister, moncler, moncler outlet, chi flat iron, celine handbags; October 20, 2014 at 2:23 AM

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)