Friday, January 25, 2008

The Number one Reason to Vote for Barack Obama is....

Obama did the top ten list on Letterman last Night: The Ten Campaign Promises. As a Letterman Top Ten List Goes, it fulfills of the generic conventions (a joke about oprah and one about Regis)

I think it is nice that Obama and Edwards are willing to make fun of themselves. Vote Obama.

10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.

6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year "Barack-tober."

4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

1 comment:

_J_ said...

I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

Oh, Barack Obama. You are best.