Thursday, November 6, 2008

Sarah Palin: The View from Under the Bus

We are two days out from the election, but Sarah Palin has been thrown under the bus at least three times today.

First: Sarah Palin took a meeting with McCain Staffers in a towel.

Second: A Staffer called the Palin's "Hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

Third: Sarah Palin does not know what Africa is.

This is going to be more fun then our (my) dirty trick watch. And yes, i am bathing in schadenfreude territory. But as a history I understand that the victor fights this history book.

Update: "Republican Party lawyer would be dispatched to Alaska to inventory and retrieve the clothes still in her possession."

1 comment:

_J_ said...

To be fair, can anyone really know what Africa is? Finite beings cannot possibly fathom Truths of this sort.

I really do hope that this woman's career is ruined.

(In Terrible Jeff Foxworthy Voice):
"If you wear naught but towels to hallway meetings with McCain staffers...you might be Sarah Palin."

"If you think 'African Continent' is an Outlet Mall...you might be Sarah Palin."

"If you've lost all vaginal elasticity as a result of being fucked by the entirety of the Republican Party...you might be Sarah Palin."