Thursday, August 20, 2009

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

That was the best web page I have read in a long time. I thank you, J, for making today that much more bearable.

Roscoe said...

Are we allowed to laugh at these?

Tina might get frustrated that we're ruining the movie by discussing it.

Lady Enide said...

*snicker*