Thursday, January 28, 2010

I think a challenge has been thrown down


Kyle, Adam? Your pets need to top this.

Posted by Roscoe at 5:33 PM

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6 comments:

_J_ said...

This is more win.

And now I want a bird.

January 28, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Caleb said...

Dead Like Me

Transcript:

ROXIE: I'm going to get a pet bird
MASON: Don't get a bird
ROXIE: Why not?
MASON: Because they're weird, man I can't relate to a bird, they are
so far removed, theyve got different chromosomes.and they come from
eggs
ROXIE: They've got faces
MASON: So do cockroaches
(longer pause)
MASON: I mean, what you going to do with a bird?
ROXIE: Stick it in a cage and feed it, what do you think i'm going to
do with it
MASON: I think you should get one that you can eat

ROXIE: (looks agast)Im going to get a freind, I'm not going to eat my
friend
MASON: They have brains the size of pistachios, it's not smart enough to be
your freind
ROXIE: You dont know what you are talking about, I saw this special on PBS
called "Animal Miracles" and they did a dramic re-enactment of a guy
being robbed and he had a parrot or a cockatiel or something and that
bird lost its shit when it's owner was attacked, it opened up it's
cage...
MASON: Woah, why would you put a bird in a cage if it can open the
door?
ROXIE: Where else are you going to put it?
It opened up it's cage and went crazy, pecked out the guy's eyes,
scratched his face, messed his face up like Tippy Hedren or some shit
so don't tell me that's not friendship (Annoyed at Mason for being
Mason. Both of them pick up the menus again and after a pause)
MASON: How big was this parrot?
ROXIE: I don't know, parrot size
MASON: Well a parrot can't take on a fully grown man, unless this man
is a big pussy
ROXIE: I didn't say the parrot won. The robber stabbed it with a fork
and killed his owner. the bird is dead
MASON: So why do you want a bird?
ROXIE: It's not about Homeland security you stupid motherfucker, I'm
going to get a friend
MASON: (under his breath)Jesus

January 28, 2010 at 11:34 PM
_J_ said...

So, apparently, I need to watch Dead Like Me.

January 29, 2010 at 1:26 AM
Unknown said...

Dead Like Me was a really good while it lasted.

January 29, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Roscoe said...

That's.. some good banter.

January 29, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Mike Lewis said...

agreed. I've seen all of season 1 and random episodes in season 2.

the movie that came out a few years ago - terrible, give it a pass.

all, or most of it is streaming on netflix

January 30, 2010 at 12:40 AM

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