Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler!

One hundred twenty-two years ago
A tiny gift of joy
Was born to unto the Hitlers
As a precious baby boy

With itsy-bitsy fingers
And wiggly little toes
A Charlie Chaplin moustache
Beneath his button nose

The twinkle of his parent’s eyes
They’d never be apart
From this tiny gift of heaven
The Fuhrer of their hearts

A promise of potential
Giggling at peekaboo
A gift of love and treasure
And the downfall of the jews.