Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Request: Make Football Less Terrible

The request is a simple one. Help me make football less terrible. Between Sarah and BrianJolly, I image I will be watching a lot of football this year. I need to find a way to make it less terrible. The path seems pretty clear. The easiest way to make sports less nerdy is math.

The the point: Would anyone be interested in putting together a fantasy football thing? We would use Yahoo or one other such service. Brain already said he as interested. Anyone else? Kyle I am looking at you.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Usain Bolt: 100 meter in 9.72 secs



I enjoy is Track and Field. I like the simplicity of running from one point to another and monitoring the speed at which beings run. Saturday night Usain Bolt rahn 100 meters in 9.72 seconds. Which, for those of you who can divide, means that Bolt was traveling at 10.28806584 meters per second.

That is fucking awesome.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Giants, Patriots, and Inevitability

The best part about Superbowl 42 is that one need not understand football to appreciate it. If you google "patriots will win" and read the articles that appear you'll understand why Superbowl 42 was so freaking awesome. Throughout the season there was a sense of inevitablility, that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick were destined to win. And they did win.

Every game but the Super Bowl.

Tom Brady, the media's pretty boy darling, failed. Bill Belichick, the asshole, got his comeuppance. And most importantly the New York Giants told the media's fabricated inevitability to go fuck itself.

That is the most refreshing, empowering aspect of the outcome: reality exists independent of our attitudes and predictions and assumptions; human beings are incapable of knowing the future. While we embrace statistics, history, emotions, opinions of experts, and various other fabrications to delude ourselves into thinking that we know more than we actually know the simple truth is this:

The New England Patriots lost.

That is the lesson of Super Bowl 42. The fabrications we embrace to provide the illusion of permanence and predictability are, in fact, mere fabrications. We cannot actually Know what will happen. As much as we hate it we are ignorant of the future.

But feel free to ignore the lesson and focus on the memory of Tom Brady's faced being smashed into the ground.