Miley Cyrus: Party In The USA

And a Jay-Z song was on.
And a Jay-Z song was on.
And a Jay-Z song

was

on.

2012: Apocalypse BUKKAKE

This review of 2012 shall henceforth serve as the template for all movie reviews, ever:

You know who I love? I love anyone who hated this movie because I would like to fight them to the death for being wrong as balls. Fuckouttahere. I wanna be on the 2012 thrill park ride, playing 2012 on my Nintendo DS, eating the 2012-branded chocotaco and watching this movie at the same time because I am greedy for this brand of INCREDIBLEBANANASINCREDIBLE. Everyone who says otherwise may as well have written their reviews on their faces in marker because they are obviously batshit crazy and should be ignored.

That is some military-grade hyperbole. I miss writing like that.

My [chat] Will Go On

Titanic Rifftrax is win.

Catholics vs. Gays

Gay marriage apparently prevents Catholics from being able to do service for the community.
Catholic Church gives D.C. ultimatum

So the Catholic Church threats to take its ball and go home.
And because i couldn't think of anything better...

Castle: Space Cowboy

Have not seen Castle. But i may need to start after seeing this clip:

Lou Dobbs Quits CNN

Westboro Douche's Strike Again

Come on Guys, really? Do you really think protesting outside the school where the presidents kids go is a good idea?

Clearly that is not the point. Westboro Baptist Church, or as I like to think of it America's Favorite Hate Group, are only trying to get people to pay attention to them. They are douche-bags. Everything they do something stupid. We write about it, make jokes about God hating Figs, post funny pictures of Fred Phelps, and move on.

But that is what they want us to do. The people of skid more did the right thing. They organized a counter protest. But what should we do? Do we keep writing about them? Making fun of their general douchebaggery? Or do we ignore them?

Also, today they are protesting at the Fort Hood public memorial - because they are douchebags.