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This is from show on VH1 celebrating the objectification and exploitation of 6 year old girls. Where is Chris "do you know who I am" Hanson, and his hidden cameras?
from VH1's website:
What We Will See:
# The girls preparing for and competing in two of the biggest pageant on the circuit
# Interviews with girls, mothers, a coach, pageant directors, spray tanner and "flipper" (fake teeth) maker,
# Narration by "The Voice of Pageants" himself, the fabulous Mr. Tim
# Glamorous crowning ceremonies
# Practice sessions at home and with the indomitable Miss Nikki, one of the best coaches on the pageant circuit
# The girls at home/at school in their normal environments, with family and friends, participating in extracurricular/sports activities
# Spray tanning sessions
# "Flipper" (fake teeth) fittings
Who We Will Meet:
# Joanna, 6 years old - The Reigning Champ
# Aleena, 6 years old - The Flirt
# Kynnedy, 6 years old - The Diva
# Jordan, 6 years old - The Longshot
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I am now without tonsils which, arguably, makes me less of a human being. Or, perhaps, more of a human being? Only time and many rounds of debate will tell.
Vallium is some of the greatest stuff ever. Hospital popsicles have no super-powers, and nurses are nice.
Also, I am 5'11-1/2" tall and weigh 150 lbs. So that debate may be put to rest.
I'm pretty high right now, which is awesome, and the Daily Show rerun is on, which is awesome. Weeble's leg was removed, but he continues to run around as a kitten is prone to do.
Sleep time. OMG sleep.
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I think this is funny.
When addressing Columbia University last month President Mahmoud Ahmadonthavegaysiniranajad said: “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.”
Today Mohammad Kalhor clarified the statement saying: “What Ahmadinejad said was not a political answer. He said that, compared to American society, we don’t have many homosexuals.”
So what Mahmoud said was not “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.” but rather “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals in the sammer manner as your country.”
Fire that translator.
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In an interview, of sorts Bill Gates was ask why his foundation primarily helps third world countries. His answer begins, "Melinda and I started our foundation because we believe all lives have equal value." I am consternated by this idea; the idea of universal human equality. At Anderson we had to take a class of half-assed philosophy and one day we discussed human value. The teacher asked me, "Don't you think each human life is valuable, is equal?" My reply? "Equal how?"
In what way are all human beings equal? Human beings have different sexes, different abilities, different preferences, different physical and mental capabilities. Some human beings have no legs, no arms. Some human beings do not even have their own bodies, but share a body with another human being.
We can say that all human beings are equal; we can embrace egalitarianism. But what is the foundation for our doing so? What do we mean by this sort of equality? Because, yes, we can say that all human beings are equal, just as we can describe unicorns. But are we actually talking about anything? And if so, what?
The idea is even further complicated by applying this notion of equality to human embryos. What quality do human embryos have which cow, pig, or dog embryos lack? And what quality do human embryos share with octogenarian human beings?
If we ignore the declaration of this equality as self-evidently true, what is its foundation? And if there is none why do people still use it?
Keep in mind that Plato was wrong.
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