Thursday, October 11, 2007

Tonsils: Pwned

I am now without tonsils which, arguably, makes me less of a human being. Or, perhaps, more of a human being? Only time and many rounds of debate will tell.

Vallium is some of the greatest stuff ever. Hospital popsicles have no super-powers, and nurses are nice.

Also, I am 5'11-1/2" tall and weigh 150 lbs. So that debate may be put to rest.

I'm pretty high right now, which is awesome, and the Daily Show rerun is on, which is awesome. Weeble's leg was removed, but he continues to run around as a kitten is prone to do.

Sleep time. OMG sleep.

6 comments:

Roscoe said...

And as he drifted off to sleep?

Weeble batted him senseless with his one mighty paw.

Andrew said...

J, do you have phantom tonsil pains?
Does weeble now have a phantom limb?
and will your body part removals bring the two of you closer together?

_J_ said...

All I have is a swollen uvula.

And Weeble continues to battle with only one front paw.

Christina said...

Weeble sounds hella awesome.

Roscoe said...

Weeble's a fighta. He's got Eye of the Tiger in his head, twennyfo'seven.

Risin' up, Back on the street.

_J_ said...

Weeble hates laser pointers, and he chases them at full speed, which is impressive given his 3 legs.

Also, he had a little red octopus that he hates.

Weeble is best ever.