Two Stories that may have nothing to do with one another
The 1st: Where is your god now?
turns out, he/she/it/they were/are/is hidding in an Egg Plant
I think it says Gid, which as far as i know is a obscure Irish insult. Which Brings me to....
Story #2: Girl OD's on espresso.
Jasmine Willis, 17, developed a fever and began hyperventilating after drinking seven double espressos while working at her family's sandwich shop.She might not be the best looking girl in the world, but it is well known that i have a thing for over-indulgent Irish Girls. Rember that time that i drank all that espressos at Court House. I think i got off easy with a bad case of the shits.
11 comments:
For medical purposes is 7 double espressos equal to 14 single espressos?
Also, from the looks of things that espresso went straight to her...everywhere.
Also, I think the eggplant says "gid" which is short for "gideon" which means even more Bibles will soon appear in a hotel near you.
"Gõe" is what I see....
that would be like...28oz of espressos.
That's two 12 ounces.
Wait, they're double shots. So that means it's like 56 ounces.
DAMN
err
if a single shot of espressos is 2oz doesnt that mean that 2x14=28?
It might.
psh.
Double psh.
Gotta ask.. why does it always come down to the shits with you and Jay?
ALWAYS!?
Mikey does math? *confusion*
no. NO. that cucumber is a truncated GODOT!!!! Finally!
and.. so.. we're still waiting.
Very Clever, Mr. Godot.
Very Clever.
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