Saturday, April 19, 2008

I am Iron [chat]

I think it's really cool that Ozzy Osbourne was willing to write a theme song for Iron Man. Maybe he and Robert Downy Jr. are really close friends.

25 comments:

Mike Lewis said...

i don't know which is worse. Iron Man in Iron Man or Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine at the end of the Matrix.

_J_ said...

Night of too many stars is brilliant and wonderful.

Just ignore Rosie.

Unknown said...

Yes, the Steven Wright and Chris Rock bit at the end was freaking amazing.

_J_ said...

Chris Rock doing Steven Wright jokes and Steven Wright doing Christ Rock jokes.

Terrific.

Caleb said...

There is a fungus growing in the basement of the building in which I currently work.

Caleb said...

Devil's Advocacy

_J_ said...

"There is a fungus growing in the basement of the building in which I currently work."

Is it friendly?

Caleb said...

I've no reason to find out. I'll let it be and then be on my way shortly myself.

_J_ said...

Hey everybody! There's another shitty minatures game!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

_J_ said...

So the local radio station has something of an eclectic taste in music by which I mean that hearing Asia, Rammstein, and Celine Dion in that order would not be uncommon. The local radio station is also what they listen to in the back.

This morning I walked in and the Scooby Doo theme song was playing.

Now, unless a person works at Hanna Barbera the Scooby Doo theme song ought not to be the first thing they hear when entering their place of work. And if a person works at Hanna Barbera? I would hope that the Snorks theme song would be playing rather than the damned Scooby Doo theme.

I fucking hate Scooby Doo.

Caleb said...

articulation.

_J_ said...

@Kyle

After we ran Bot last night I didn't want to post the damage meters but I thought you would like to know that you did as much damage as teenie and vis. You were all within a few thousand damage of one another.

I thought you would enjoy that.

Sure, you are doing AoE damage and vis and teenie are more focused on single targets...but overall you each did about 20% of the total damage for the run. It surprised me. I didn't know paladin tanks were such dps machines!

_J_ said...

Izuna 2

The first game's box art made me want to buy it. This game's box art made me want to buy it as well.

Unfortunately the box art appears to be misleading.

_J_ said...

Most of you probably do not give a shit but yesterday on Hardball a student asked McCain about Clinton's recent drinking.

Apparently that kid was Steve Doocy's son.

Kind of odd.

Unknown said...

That is rather surprising to me. I didn't realize I was doing so much damage either. The major difference will be as the 3 of us get better gear, my dps won't increase at rate theirs will.

Roscoe said...

I thought all of you should know, considering the painful amount of conversation over the topic....


Hermione is now legal.

You miserable filthy souls.

_J_ said...

Guess who has Gloves of the Malefic!

Quid has Gloves of the Malefic!

Tier 6, Mother Fuckers!

"Hermione is now legal."

I did not expect anything else tonight to make me as excited as new gloves. I am pleasantly surprised. Arousingly so, in fact.

Caleb said...

bar

_J_ said...

I hate Macs.

Person at work tried to change the user name on an account on the Mac here. Now it does not work and all of the settings are gone.

So I get to spend the afternoon trying to figure out how the fuck Mac usernames function.

Spoiler Alert: They do not function.

_J_ said...

So I fixed the Mac User Account problem and recieved the following e-mail:

"YOU ARE MY HERO OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mac doesn't need "System Restore", it just needs "Jay"!

THANK YOU!!!!!"

This sort of praise is one of the few things I will miss when I leave this job.

I'm fucking awesome.

_J_ said...

This is from today's Penny-Arcade post:
"One of the many, many frustrating things about Gabriel is that any excess calories he consumes are converted directly into scorn. They do not linger, they do not collect, he is never physically altered by them. I've known him for fourteen years, and other than a relatively recent goatee - which could indicate a dimensional doppelganger scenario - he is absolutely unchanged from the moment I met him. His exercise regimen usually consists of yelling at his monitor, but I think he may have his eye on something a little more codified."

My narcissism turned that into a quote about myself. Except for the goatee part.

Intentional facial hair is not for me.

_J_ said...

Watch tonight's Colbert Report.

Watch.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

The EDWØRDS bit was hilarious.

_J_ said...

He really wants a Jet Ski.