Saturday, September 6, 2008

Taco [chat]

Sometimes things need to be popped.

17 comments:

_J_ said...

It's a shame that they did not play up the gymnastic terms...

"Go from a balance beam to a balanced meal with new Ortega crunch-masters!"

"Why Pommel Horse when you can eat like a horse with super-size Ortega crunchy shells?"

"Unlike the Uneven Bars there's nothing uneven about an Ortega Crunch shell wrapped in a soft shell!"

"Ortega will never give you Eccentric Muscle Contraction...unless it's from delicious!"

I need to go into marketing...

_J_ said...

Thor's Hammer Vodka is the greatest Vodka EVER

_J_ said...

So last night I was in the deli section at Wal-Mart and noticed that they had something called "Cajun Turkey". I bought some thinking that it would be spicy.

But it turns out that "Cajun Turkey" just means that the turkey was waterlogged.

BADUM-TISH

Mike Lewis said...

there is a rumor going around that Sarah Palin's youngest baby may not be hers, but not daughters.

Mike Lewis said...

Here is a better written outline of the Sarah Palin's baby/not babe thing

_J_ said...

Hurricanes make W a sad W.

MA17 said...

Big news!(?)

That place where I worked in the factory is now the place where I work in the office. I'll be on the phones for a length of time and training, and then doing things in Asia related to convincing vendors to buy what I used to pack. Alternate ending: I'm fired for lack of skill and begin research to develop soothing yet low-cost treatments for the unique skin problems faced by the homeless. Vagabond Medicated Powder will sell millions, and earn nothing.

kylebrown said...

Sweet since Da-lite is now using your new found skills to expand their market into those previously inaccessible to them, can't you get them to pay for their schooling?

That would be totally cool.

kylebrown said...

by "their", i obviously mean "your"

_J_ said...

Oh, hey, blog reached 1009 posts.

Yippie.

_J_ said...

"I'll be on the phones for a length of time and training, and then doing things in Asia related to convincing vendors to buy what I used to pack."

By "in" Asia do you mean geographically you, yourself, will be located "in" Asia or is this the phone version of "in"?

...

Are you moving to Asia, I guess, is what I'm asking.

_J_ said...

Sarah Palin. Huggin her re re

_J_ said...

I got new pants.

I've been waiting for these damn things to drop for about 4 months.

MA17 said...

It's interesting to see "pants" that have "dropped" in an unexpected context.

Also, I'd live in Warsaw and do some traveling one or two weeks a month starting next year. But shh, most people there don't know that yet. They think I'm just going to be answering phones as a regular sales partner forever.

And they already do business in Asia, I'm just keeping things moving there.

Furthermore, at the risk of sounding more paranoid than I actually am, I think it might be wise to use the actual name of the company as little as possible. I don't seriously think anyone's going to get me into some kind of trouble but I also don't seriously think it's worth taking any risks.

_J_ said...

I agree. Anonymity is awesome.

Also, I just got my first ever electric bill! I'm a growed up!

242 KWH only costs $28.23 To me that is absurd. How are we going to get people to stop using electricity if we charge so little?

$100 per KWH ought to fix the problem.

_J_ said...

Quite Possibly the best daily show in months.

Roscoe said...

So.. is anyone else getting a hell of a lot more errors with Blogger recently?

Or is it just me, and some serious bad luck?