Thursday, September 4, 2008

Palin Jokes

I set them up, and you knock them down

What is the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

8 comments:

Mike Lewis said...

pit bulls have respect for personal space

Mike Lewis said...

pit bulls don't force their children loveless shotgun marriages

Roscoe said...

Pit Bulls can put together cogent arguments?

kylebrown said...

A pitbull is loyal?

Colin said...

Pit pulls are more likely to catch a stray puck while Hockey moms would probably just get hit.

Colin said...

Pit bulls yell less and drink less beer than Hockey Moms.

_J_ said...

Pit Bulls are castrated by having their balls clamped into a vice.

Hockey Moms castrate by nagging and being sexually witholding.

_J_ said...

Pit bulls lick their own balls. Hockey moms suck cock.