Saturday, July 18, 2009

I Haven't Been This _____ Since I [chat]



Fuck you. Family Guy is funny.

27 comments:

MA17 said...

Could Shoehorn LaBarf possibly be more unsavory in Transformers 2 than he has ever been before?

Of course!

Would John Turturro have the last bit of dignity ripped, bodily, from him?

Endlessly!

Is Jon Voight in it?

No. He is not.

_J_ said...

I say I say Robots!!

Mike Lewis said...

Jon Voight is no in a movie promoting a psychopathic right-wing angenda?

i find that hard to believe.

also, Jaws is awesome.

_J_ said...

"Oh, don't mind him honey. He's from the internet"


I think that quote is funny without context.

Roscoe said...

Let's be fair.. TF 2 doesn't promote ANYTHING. Except Micheal Bay and his massive paychecks from merchandising.

Revenge of the Fallen promotes Revenge of the Fallen, and that's it.

Mike Lewis said...

i need to know why someone did a search for "everyoneisasith prostate cancer" 37 times this week.

kylebrown said...

Heh, I was trying to find the study that linked masturbation to lower rate of prostate cancer. It was buried in a chat thread so it was more difficult than I expected.

I don't think I search 37 times though...

_J_ said...

Deborah Ann Woll is an attractive woman.

_J_ said...

Gameplay footage from the new Mechwarrior game is on various sites.

It's very...brown and grey.

_J_ said...

Guiness from a can into a glass: Win.

Guiness from a glass bottle: Jesus terrible fucking christ damn shit.

Caleb said...

I don't think Deborah Ann Woll means what you think she means...

Roscoe said...

I assumed it was an elaborate joke.. that I missed.

_J_ said...

AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKIN' 'BOUT!

MA17 said...

I like how the last two Karate Kid movies start by recapping the fact that Daniel kicked some guy in the face one time.

THE REST OF THESE MOVIES MAKE NO SENSE IF YOU DON'T SEE HIM KICK JOHNNY AT THE TORN-AMENT

Roscoe said...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124753078523935615.html

Read through to at least where our system of checks and balances come from.

Roscoe said...

Man, did The Next Karate Kid start that way?

I mean.. same footage and all, then awkwardly cut to a side shot of Hillary Swank-alike..

If not, it should.

kylebrown said...

Wow. Just wow.

The 'origin' of checks and balances hurts my head. But the evident hypocrisy of this made me smile on the inside:

" * Delete Anne Hutchinson from a list of colonial leaders

Students learn about colonial history in the fifth grade, and three reviewers suggested that the standards not include Anne Hutchinson, a 17th century figure, among a list of significant leaders. Ms. Hutchinson was exiled from the Massachusetts Bay Colony for teaching religious views at odds with the officially sanctioned faith."

kylebrown said...

The more I hear about DQIX, the more it sounds like a game I was destined to love.

_J_ said...

If a person wants proof that there is no God and rather life / existence is the result of chance and random mutation all one need do is stand outside in 95% humidity.

Roscoe said...

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/mary-louise-parker-naked-0809#img

The link is mildly Not Work Safe, for the pics..

But the articles are almost BETTER than them.

except for the one.. with the eyes.. because.. yeah.

Still. The articles are also great.

_J_ said...

Everyone is a Sith is not for pornins!!!!

IS
NOT
FOR!!!

Mike Lewis said...

Sarah writes for a website called starpulse.com. They don't really pay, but she did get to do a 40min interview with her Man Hands this week.

Roscoe said...

It's Not Porns!

It's ESQUIRE!

And the articles are GREAT!

_J_ said...

Favorite quote from an Animal Crossing character, ever:

"My jazz-hands are like two points of awesome, jizzmopper!"

kylebrown said...

Oh dear, and they allow children to play this game?

_J_ said...

On occasion a character in the game will say "I need a new catch phrase!" and then the user can provide one.

This was, I think, a mistake on Nintendo's part.

_J_ said...

The catchphrase of the pig in my town is "c√ľntreamer".

Because he is a pig, you see.