Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sharron Angle: God planned for you to be raped.

Ends / Means justification is a touchy subject. Some argue that the end justifies the means, while others think that the a means, an act, independent of the end, needs to be assessed in itself. While some would argue that a murder which results in the death of Hitler is justified, others would state that the murder, in and of itself, is not justified regardless of how many Hitlers it kills. It is a very difficult subject which involves great nuance and subtlety of argument in either camp. Many worthwhile and well-conceived arguments exist for both sides of the debate, and all merit careful consideration and respect.


That, of course, is what a god damned weak-willed dickless, spineless, effete pussy would say given the inability of a god damned weak-willed dickless, spineless, effete pussy to tells persons that they are flat-out, god damned well, wrong. It is the sort of position which results from taking Nietzsche seriously and engaging in the unicorn and rainbow based conception of reality whereby one thinks that every view has some merit. There are some views which are fucking stupid, arguments and positions which are so moronic, so completely asinine, that no amount of rhetorical dancing will make them anything but non-intellectual tripe.

For example:


MANDERS: Is there any reason at all for an abortion?

ANGLE: Not in my book.

MANDERS: So, in other words, rape and incest would not be something?

ANGLE: You know, I’m a Christian, and I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations and we need to have a little faith in many things.


According to Sharron Angle, it is in God's plan for some people to be raped. If a person is raped, they need to assume that this is all a part of God's plan and, so, not have an abortion.

I invite you to think about that for a moment. Ponder its implications. Done? Alright.

1) According to Sharron Angle, everything which ever happens to anyone might be a component of God's plan. So, no one ought to do anything, ever, with respect to anything which happens to them.

If Player A is raped, the rape could have been a part of God's plan. So, instead of seeking medical attention to terminate a resulting zygote, one ought to, instead, do nothing and assume that God will take care of it. In a similar fashion, if God places an islamo-fascist-socialist in the presidency of the United States, it is best to understand this as a part of God's plan and, so, not attempt to do anything to stop or modify the situation.

Except, of course, it might be the case that God put this islamo-fascist-socialist in place in order to spark a reaction. Or, maybe it wasn't a part of God's plan for the islamo-fascist-socialist to be the president. So, maybe one does need to take some actions...but maybe not. How would anyone know?!

OH FUCKS!

2) According to Sharron Angle, God sometimes acts through violence and sin to bring about desireable, good ends.

Sometimes, God rapes people in order to make the world a better place; God sometimes causes sin. So our perfectly loving and ideal God sometimes fucks people over in order to improve the world. These persons ought not try to help themselves, as it is all a part of God's plan and it is best to rely upon God. Any event of sin, any event of harm, may not be the result of a deprivation of, or lack of, God but, rather, could be the result of God's actions.

So, anything that happens ever could be a part of God's plan. Like the Holocaust, for example. Yup. It was God's plan for thousands of Jews to die. Hitler was a part of God's plan, too. Yey! Go Hitler! Thanks, God!

OH FUCKS!

3) According to Sharron Angle, The Bible is fucking wrong.

Genesis 3:
The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, cursed are you above all cattle, and above all wild animals; upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. 15 I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel." 16

But, Bible! It was God's plan for the serpent to introduce sin into the world! Because everything that happens is God's fucking plan. If God can plan for someone to be raped and carry the rape-zygote/fetus to term then God could, sure as shit, plan for a snake to cause some bitch to eat a piece of fruit.

The Bible is Wrong; God Introduced sin into the world by way of the snake; it was his plan.

OH FUCKS!


- Everything that happens, ever, might be a part of God's plan.
- No one ought to do anything, ever, lest they interfere with God's plan.
- God causes people to be raped.


If a person contracts a disease that might be a part of God's plan. If a person is hungry, that might be a part of God's plan. If a person trips and falls down, that might be a part of God's plan. So, best to just not fucking do anything!!!


Sharron Angle is a god-damned idiot who does not know what the shit she is talking about.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

This takes me back the "Who is God"

"Don't say anything about God that you would not say in front of a starving, burning child."

Let the discussion begin.
Class idiot-"God is peach fuzz and daffodil..."
Professor-*points to corner* "Burning, staving child."

end of class.

_J_ said...

Man, that was an awesome class.

"God is a fucking asshole."

You, sir, get an A-.

_J_ said...

We would have also accepted

"mean"
"shitheaded"
"a jackass"
"orange"