Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Reading Rainbow ends this Friday



Reading Rainbow to end after 26 years.

Reading Rainbow comes to the end of its 26-year run on Friday; it has won more than two-dozen Emmys, and is the third longest-running children's show in PBS history — outlasted only by Sesame Street and Mister Rogers.

This is fucking tragic and worthy of all manner of scorn. How fucking asinine is it that a show whose sole purpose was to get children to read is being canceled? I know not whether one ought to blame funding problems or the Bush Administration's jackassery with regard to Public Education. But I suggest blaming something and focusing a wealth of scorn upon that which is blamed.

I get that I grew up with the show, learned to read partially as a result of the show, and attach to the show a wealth of childhood memories. So in that regard, yes, I'm fucking pissed for personal reasons. But I think that absent those personal ties the mere fact that Reading Rainbow, a show which has for 26 years prompted children to read, can simply fucking die is simply an atrocity.

I mean COME THE FUCK ON! Reading Rainbow gave us RUN DMC RAPPING ABOUT READING! Dora the butt-fucking Explorer never had Run DMC!


"So if you look into a book, like Run DMC says, there's fun to find."

So, yeah, after the final episode airs this Friday I suggest that you hate something which you think is to blame for the end of Reading Rainbow while you curl up with your favorite book and a glass of whatever gets you drunk fastest. Because shit like this is just another example of how fucking worthless and shitheaded this god-damned world is.

But you don't have to take my word for it.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Disney to buy Marvel

Source

The Walt Disney Co. (DIS) said Monday it agreed to buy Marvel Entertainment Inc. (MVL), the creator of Spider-Man, the X-Men and thousands of other characters, for about $4 billion in the company's largest acquisition since it bought Pixar Animation Studios in 2006.

So are all of the X-men women going to be grandfathered into the Disney Princess collection?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Good Night you Drunk Lion

Ted Kennedy, dead at at 77. Normally we here at Everyone is a Sith, we like to mock the dead. But I can't really think of any way to make fun of Senator Kennedy. So, everyone drink a fifth of whiskey.



Monday, August 24, 2009

WoW Cataclysm Blizzcon Trailer



The trailer, at least, is compelling. The manner in which they redesigned old world content is pretty damned neat. I like the before/after shot of the Barrens. When they said "split the barrens in half" they meant it.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Blizzcon; Ozzy Only