Implication [chat]

No one's in any danger.

Stagin’ A Coup Like Yeah

and my silencer was on...and another target’s gone!

Olbermann & Savage Discuss Book of Mormon

I kind of want to go to New York.

Fort Calhoun Nuclear [chat] Meltdown

SHH! It's super-secret! Or, ok, you can know about it. But don't tell any Nebraskans.

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

Of course, this means Weebl's needs mechapaws now.

New York Gay Marriage: Faggots Rejoice!

In a 33 to 29 vote, New York has become the sixth state to legalize gay marriage, the result of a realization that denying human beings a basic rights is probably not a good thing. Some notable quotes from the Huffington Post article:

The sticking point over the past few days: Republican demands for stronger legal protections for religious groups that fear they will be hit with discrimination lawsuits if they refuse to allow their facilities to be used for gay weddings.

Because when passing a law to undermine close-minded, ignorant, fucktarded intolerance it's important to bolster strong legal protections for the continuation of said close-minded, ignorant, fucktarded intolerance.

"Fuck it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing" - Republican Roy McDonald

Fuck it, indeed, sir.

New York has no residency requirement for obtaining a marriage license, meaning the state could become a magnet for gay couples across the country who want to have a wedding in Central Park, the Hamptons, the romantic Hudson Valley or that honeymoon hot spot of yore, Niagara Falls.

There's a joke to be made about "gay magnets", and some relation to be made between Niagara Falls and golden showers...but I just can't get the bat off my shoulder.

So, /grats to all the homos out there who can now enter into holy matrimony, thereby gaining power of attorney and hospital visitation rights for their butt buddies.

Edit:
Video of the vote.

Ageless Question - Personal Theme Song

Okay.. we all want a theme song, because, deep down, we all think we deserve one. This is self-evident fact, indisputable, and any who try are clearly disingenuous.

Proceeding from this, of course, is what ought one's theme song be. There's plenty of room here to maneuver the debate to your preferential themes, but, as we all know if we are truthful with ourselves, there's really only one Go-To themesmiths. All others are simply trying to make due and vying for second place.

They, obviously, are Queen. But even for such masterful folk, best demands a singular winner. Therefore, I must ask-

Which theme would you choose? Princes of the Universe? Or Flash?


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