Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Proclaimation

So.. I've been thinking... and.. we need a new "God-substitute" word. Jeebus is great and all, but a bit too flippant. Not at all solemn.

I'm thinking Zod. Honest to Zod. Zod Dammnit. Meet your maker and Kneel Before Zod.

that kinda thing.

9 comments:

_J_ said...

Except Zod is a character who already has qualities unto itself. "Jeebus" is a Simpsons reference.

We could substitute it with "Science", but that's a South Park reference.

I think statements like that are interesting, especially when made by atheists and the like. Because, really, it doesn't make sense for them to think "God damn it" means anything.

Mike Lewis said...

Nuts!!

_J_ said...

Expressions I enjoyed:

"Agamemnon!"
"Oh, Menelaus!"
"HUUUUUME!"
"IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?!"

Roscoe said...

agreed. it's a cultural remnant... heh.. cult....

.... so.. you.. enjoy.. idealizing classical studies into a... deification of sorts?

hrmn..

I think I prefer Terrence Stamp, honestly.

Caleb said...

"It's just like Normandy"

-or-

"Normandy!"

MA17 said...

I've been saying Rebiblican off and on today. It's like Republican, but with Biblical infixed. Kinda.

This is what happens when the regular music at work is mysteriously replaced by country. I don't know.

Roscoe said...

Rebiblican is a useful phrase.. and.. yeah.. the country makes the hating grow.

lady I work with streams it. and I stare and seethe.

Kylebrown said...

I wish I could say she streams it because she lost a significant portion of her brain, but unfortunately she did the same before the surgery also. And don't forget that Ben on the other side of you streams god music!

Roscoe said...

I've not forgotten. I stream trance and rock.. which sometimes plays Degrassi punk songs, The D, and plenty more.

but.. never seems to help hide the background...