Twins
8:25:35 PM jayhaxor: Turn on TLC
8:25:44 PM thesupermikey: why?
8:25:55 PM jayhaxor: It's a show about 2 sixteen year old girls who are conjoined twins
8:26:04 PM thesupermikey: ..are they hot?
8:26:06 PM jayhaxor: I'm standing there with my mouth hanging open as I try to grasp it.
8:26:11 PM jayhaxor: Not really.
8:26:14 PM jayhaxor: It's just...
8:26:15 PM thesupermikey: damn
8:26:28 PM thesupermikey: I've got a conjoined twins fetish.
8:26:32 PM jayhaxor: I don't know how they can function...but they do....and they play sports...and...
8:26:42 PM thesupermikey: wow
2 comments:
I want to know what their concept of "self" is.
And I want to know what their concept of "privacy" is. Because neither of them ever has any privacy.
And they have both had the same experiences, or very similar experiences, yet have different personalities.
So interesting.
To your "fetish". They only have one vagina between the two of them. So, if that was your particular goal it won't work out.
In the show the interviewers (as well as every rational person watching) asked, "How will marriage work?" and they said, "We aren't there yet. We'll figure it out."
That's good. That's nice. That gives us all a warm and fuzzy feeling. But how about you each answer the damn question.
I just want to know what pronouns to use. They each have their own heart, lungs, stomach, etc, but they share a bladder and all parts below that. So if twin #1 says "my lungs hurt" then they are, in fact, her lungs." But what if "their" ass hurts? And if someone needs a stool sample how does that work? They each have their own stomach, but they have mutual stool...
What happens if they get a speeding ticket? They each have their own drivers liscense, but who would get the ticket?
A few times in the show there was a voice over saying, "They will be treated as they have been their entire life, as individuals who happen to share the same body."
Yes, because sharing the same body is the sort of insignificant thing "happen to" is used to describe.
GAH!
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