Saturday, September 29, 2007

[chat] can't get no Satisfaction

60 comments:

_J_ said...

Top 5 FPS weapons.

The list includes the Railgun. So I cannot complain. Though, the hyper blaster was pretty sweet.

_J_ said...

Kristen Bell is going to be on Heroes?

Kylebrown said...

Halo original pistol was by far the greatest gun ever, I agree. Rail gun is freaking sweet, also. But the other 3 were all meh.

Where's the Flak Cannon love. The Unreal games had some of the coolest weapons, and not a single unreal weapon appeared on that list, very disappointing.

Also, very surprised not a single rocket launcher was on the list, being it is a staple just about every good sci-fi FPS.

Mike Lewis said...

the flak cannon was great, but i was always a Pulse gun man

I sucked at using the rail gun in Q2 (mostly because i sucked at Q2)

_J_ said...

I like the Quake 2 Rocket Launcher the best. Unreal Tournament had an ok one.

_J_ said...

Lindsay Lohan has a large box.

Probably NSFW.

Kylebrown said...

Good old fashioned onion hilarity

They have really started to get back on their game recently.

Kylebrown said...

Faux breaux...

This is funny because there is no word used today that I hate more than "Bro". The second some douche out there calls me bro, I treat him like absolute shit, as if to say, I'm not your bro, asshole.

Mike Lewis said...

link only works when you c/p
cause hotlinking is for teh jackholes...or something

_J_ said...

What if he says, "Hey, check this, bro."?

_J_ said...

According to today's episode of Wow Wow Wubsy everyone has something that makes them special and we're all stars in our own way.

Also, if you can't growl loud enough the fucking squirrel will kick you out of the play and make you paint scenery.

_J_ said...

Environmental groups were annoyed by the news.

MA17 said...

Journalists should have the option to include loaded qualifiers in their reporting to match what their interviewee is using.

For example:
Joss Garman, from Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."

would become

Filthy hippy Joss Garman, from loud but ultimately impotent Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."

_J_ said...

I think that if the dirty hippy could afford a private jet he wouldn't bitch so much about the people who own private jets.

_J_ said...

One Two Three Four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for

Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are

Kylebrown said...

If I see that commercial one more time, while someone else is in my presence there is a good chance that that someone else may not live to see the end of their show.

_J_ said...

I was on the phone with Fed Ex support this morning and the tech guy had an Australian accent. I tried to think of a way to get him to say "Koala" but, really, there's no good way to bring it up when talking about shipping software.

_J_ said...

How many times can they release Blade Runner?

_J_ said...

Brine Shrimp FAQ

MA17 said...

I was entering a subject for an email, and realized that autocomplete would call up old chat thread titles I'd used back in the PA days, so I went through the alphabet reading them over, and here are a few that I thought were at least entertaining. As an aside, the people in Chat thread 380 were very disappointed to find out that there were no coupons of any kind.

Abbott and Costello Meet Chat Thread 241
C-HAT THREAD: HATS D THROUGH Z NOT ACCEPTED
CH-CH-CH-CH-Chat thread: Turn & face the chat
CHATSPLOITATION
Chat Brannigan: Loooove Thread
Chat Thread 2: Chat on Chat
Chat thread 380: Valuable coupons on page 50
Chatting, after midnight.
Chattingus Maximus
Chatty McChatchat
Fear of a Chat Thread
G&T CHAT THREAD #: POUND COLON LOL
G&T Chat 241: Axe Lacks Alex Mack's Rack
G&T Chat 246: You suck, and I hate you
G&T Chat Party 390: Chat Like You Want to Win
G&T Chat Thread CCCD: Acronym, or Numerals?
G&T Chat Thread: Slap McDullahan Edition
G&T Chat Thread 404: Not Found
G&Thor Chat Thor: The Mighty Thor Edition
Gentleman's Smoking Chat Club
klaT sdrowkcaB:704 dearhT tahC T&G
Where it's CHAT. Got 2 turntables and a mic

MA17 said...

If you google "Slap McDullahan", it won't find any matches, but it will ask you if you meant "Slap McClanahan", and if you say yes, you still won't get any matches.

_J_ said...

How did you discover this?

Kylebrown said...

I got a ton of matches for slap mcclanahan.....

MA17 said...

Hmm...so do I. How odd. Way to ruin everything by working, google.

MA17 said...

Ah, I didn't get any before because I had both searches enclosed in quotation marks.

_J_ said...

Quotation marks are best ever.

_J_ said...

I think i'm going to go to Ft. Wayne tonight after work in the hopes that comic book girl will be at the comic books shop.

Does anyone think this is a bad idea?

MA17 said...

I think it is a good idea.

Roscoe said...

Take thyself to LOLthulu.com

do. it.

You know you wanna.

_J_ said...

Safe for work?

_J_ said...

This article is all over the place. It starts out as inane, stupid crap. Then slowly builds to making an accurate and insightful statement. Finally, it tumbles back to dumb.

_J_ said...

I, too, am waiting for Godot.

Kylebrown said...

Our little blog is becoming quite popular amongst the Anonymous coward crowd lately thanks to J's post about the Harvard testing. :)

_J_ said...

Happy to do my part.

_J_ said...

I heart anonymous. What a great screenname.

Caleb said...

I don't understand it.

_J_ said...

Well, anonymous is arguing against the points we aren't making.

MA17 said...

Or all the people posting under anonymous are.

Kylebrown said...

I prefer to think of them all joining together into a single faceless amalgumation of feminism :)

Kylebrown said...

Sweet we are totally the first hit when you search Sophie C Currier on Google!!!

That is why they keep filing in to post comments :)

Caleb said...

It would be good, I think if blogger paid attention to the IPs of anonymous posters and appended a character to Anonymous so that posts by the same person could be recognized as such.

_J_ said...

You're welcome.

_J_ said...

Man, we're awesome.

_J_ said...

Would anyone be opposed to me stickying the milk thread until the stupid-fire burns down?

_J_ said...

I moved the Milk post up so that people who find us on google can find it quickly.

If this pisses anyone off they can take a number.

_J_ said...

For those who are curious:

9/26/07: 23 visitors
9/27/07: 116 visitors

Thank you, Sophie.

Kylebrown said...

I would just like to mention that this Christina that has shown up on our lactating thread of awesome, is totally freaking cool. :)

_J_ said...

Christina is from Hanover.

She is cool.

Andrew said...

can we add christina as a contributor?

Caleb said...

does she desire that status?

Kylebrown said...

how many visitors for the 28th? That seemed to be the busiest day by far.

MA17 said...

Take thyself to LOLthulu.com

LOLthulhu: that is awesome.

_J_ said...

9.26.07: 23 visitors
9.27.07: 116 visitors
9/28/07: 124 visitors.

_J_ said...

LOLthulu IS awesome.

_J_ said...

I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm really fucking bored.
There's not a god damned thing to do.
I'm bored. Bored. Bored.

_J_ said...

I went back to the comic shop yesterday to see if the girl was there. She was not there but the guy who worked last weekend was there.

He asked if I liked Fell, the comic she recommended, and I said that I did. He said that he would tell Leia that I liked it (so I was remembered).

We kept talking and when I checked out I asked when she was working again and he said Next Sunday.

So I obtained a name and the date on which she works again.

Caleb said...

totally sweet recon actin!

Andrew said...

w00t

Christina said...

Way to go, Jay. I'm proud of your mad recon skills. And Leia...that's wonderful.

Contributor status is fine with me, although I have to be honest that I'm not exactly sure what that entails.

_J_ said...

Christina is a contributor.

I installed Quake 3 today and played online. There are still servers full of people. And these people pwn my noob ass.