Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she tells OK!. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Mike Lewis: i am going to have to chance all by Britney Spears good girl / bad girl examples to her little sister
Mike Lewis: now
Mike Lewis: and there just arent as many good pictures
JaaPee: why her sister?
Mike Lewis: she is having a baby
Mike Lewis: at 16
Mike Lewis: etc
JaaPee: good for her
JaaPee: that way her cooter will have time to snap back to something resembling a keyhole, as opposed to the cavern her sister whistles into
Mike Lewis: wow
Mike Lewis: working blue tonight
JaaPee: it happens
JaaPee: i channel red fox and thats all she wrote

pre-edit edit: Lynn Spear's (the Spears sisters mother) book on raising christian childen has been delayed

11 comments:

_J_ said...

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Fucking title whore.

"Total shock" is walking into one's living room to find a bear and moose writing hate speeches in calligraphy.

Sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy is not "shocking.

_J_ said...

The story of the book being delayed?

Classy.

Mike Lewis said...

the booking being delayed is what makes the story.

Roscoe said...

I kinda like the fact that she JUST turned 16.... and she's 12 months along.

That, coupled with the Nickelodeon show?

That's mint.

_J_ said...

Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, “want to get married really bad,” a source close to the Spears family told Access.

This is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

_J_ said...

she's 12 months along.

12 weeks along. If she were 12 months along I think something would be seriously wrong.

Roscoe said...

.... it's the Spears... something was wrong long ago.


That said, shouldn't you be posting this in the marriage thread of agony?

_J_ said...

We can't sully the institution of the Marriage Thread with news about the youngest Spears.

Or gays.

_J_ said...

Nickelodeon considers teen pregnancy special

The gift that keeps on giving.

_J_ said...

Wait a minute...

"The father is her 19-year-old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. She said she plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana."

She is 16. He is 19. Age of consent is 18.

Hmm...

_J_ said...

yey teen sex laws